Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first passenger to fly to the moon on Elon Musk’s new rocket…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first passenger to fly to the moon on Elon Musk’s new rocket…
Ralph’s wife Alice
…demanded refugee status.
Norm Macdonald…..with his Superman cape on and everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y2qKnf0Rmk
…was in the witness protection progam.
Bugs Bunny
Will be in the smoking section
Major Tom
The first passenger to fly to the moon on Elon Musk’s new rocket…
well I’m not saying it was an Alien but… It was an alienn
The first passenger to fly to the moon on Elon Musk’s new rocket…
whatever was left of Diane Feinstein and the Democrats credibility.
The first passenger to fly to the moon on Elon Musk’s new rocket…
Wesley Snipes.
The first passenger to fly to the moon on Elon Musk’s new rocket…
thought it was just going to be a 3 hour tour, a 3 hour tour.
you mean a 3 hour Groping Tour?
The first passenger to fly to the moon on Elon Musk’s new rocket…
Dr. Zachary Smith.
The first passenger to fly to the moon on Elon Musk’s new rocket…
did not have a boarding pass and held everything up at the gate.
The first passenger to fly to the moon on Elon Musk’s new rocket…
Spaceman Spiff
The first passenger to fly to the moon on Elon Musk’s new rocket…
checked in his Moon sign with his baggage.
Michigan J. Frog
…will be carrying a certain set of corporate books…
…wants to see that star he paid to name…
…is being tattooed with the same message sent on Voyager, “just in case”…
…will be heard saying, “Are we there yet” for the entire trip…
Followed by some saying over the comm…. “You should’ve thought of that before you put the space suit on.”
Slim Pickens
will most likely die. The first to fly to the moon IN Elon Musk’s new rocket will stand a much better chance.
…will be making a Big Falcon Deal.
…will be replaced by General Zod on the return trip.
will be Stormy Daniels… ergo Musk’s melons.
Will find it populated with rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers, and having a huge number of giant signs.
The first passenger to fly to the moon on Elon Musk’s new rocket…
… is Kim Jong Un so he can officially have the title of, “리틀 로켓 맨” put on his business cards.
…will be Brett Kavanaugh only so the Dems can stall the confirmation a little longer
Did you know “리틀 로켓 맨” is how you spell, “Crazy Kim the Kimchi King” in Korean??
Jerry Brown, since they named one of their beams for him
Hasn’t been born yet.