[Why Meat is the Best Worst Thing in the World] (Viewer #4,185,153)

Ya know, I don’t know how you can feed and raise chickens efficiently enough so that boneless, skinless chicken breasts are less than $2 a pound, but I’m very grateful that someone’s figured it out, because meat is dang tasty.

Also, the fact that I have 4 incisors in my mouth proves that I’m biologically designed to eat meat, like a bear, or a shrew. The pointies ain’t for munching cabbage.