Straight Line of the Day: A Comet Is Approaching Earth, and on It Is… Posted by Harvey on 1 October 2018, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. A comet is approaching Earth, and on it is…
…Sinead O’Connor. …written instructions to turn right at Albuquerque this time. …someone, or some thing, that did not party with a young Brett Kavanaugh. …an ad contract with The Grommet. …a chubby kid on a bike going Ha Ha at the Democrats. Reply to this comment
A comet is approaching Earth, and on it is… Cupid, Donder, and Blitzen. …too soon? Reply to this comment
… a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater. Sure looks strange to me. Reply to this comment
…the Mother Ship…
…several witnesses against Kavanaugh…
…a letter of apology from the SMOD.
A bumper sticker for SMOD 2020
…Rico!
…I’m not saying Aliens are on it…but Aliens are on it.
…Slim Pickens waving his hat and yelling “YAAH HOOO!”
A comet is approaching Earth, and on it is…
a little Prince.
A comet is approaching Earth, and on it is…
some hookers with blow.
A comet is approaching Earth, and on it is…
a final sign for the moon,
A comet is approaching Earth, and on it is…
Hillary Clinton’s missing emails.
Freddy Mercury singing, “Don’t Stop Me Now.”
…Sinead O’Connor.
…written instructions to turn right at Albuquerque this time.
…someone, or some thing, that did not party with a young Brett Kavanaugh.
…an ad contract with The Grommet.
…a chubby kid on a bike going Ha Ha at the Democrats.
… E.T. and a phone
Arthur Dent
a giant wooden badger
A comet is approaching Earth, and on it is…
Cupid, Donder, and Blitzen.
…too soon?
… aliens bringing more statues of John Kerry to Easter Island
Bruce Willis
something that will leave rings around Uranus.
A Taco Bell that will give you the Kessel runs for 12 parsecs.
The iceman
fleMing The Merciless.
… a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater.
Sure looks strange to me.
One eye?
… friggin’ Heaven’s Gaters. Huh.
A comet is approaching Earth, and on it is…
…V-ger
A comet is approaching Earth, and on it is….who cares what’s on it. RUN!!