Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new theory suggests that Hillary Clinton could win in 2020 if…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new theory suggests that Hillary Clinton could win in 2020 if…
… she has a massive red state voter party at Fort Marcy Park.
…she plays Spin the Bottle with Putin.
…she could “just get this darned Neuralyzer to work”…
… she was at least 2/1024 Injun
… she gets sued by Stormy Daniels.
… she runs for something she’s qualified for, which pretty much only involves cauldron stirring, incantations, and flying monkeys.
Monkeys fly out my butt.
…if everyone else loses.
…if she could get the irredeemable deplorable vote.
…if she weren’t Hillary Clinton.
… Barbara Streisand won an upset victory in the republican primary
…Trump changes his name to Hillary Clinton.
A new theory suggests that Hillary Clinton could win in 2020 if…she could just get to Oz City for an audience with the wizard.
…she started by building a giant wooden badger.
…she could hold her licker… without crashing the Scooby Van.
Thanos’ finger snap only killed Republicans
it weren’t for those meddling kids and their dog.
… her opponent was the true antichrist, but it would be a very close race
…the entire Space/Time continuum was inverted, then turned inside-out, and then set on fire, run through Google translate in Urdu, re-translated back into English, tuned into an interpretive modern dance routine, and then fed to pigs.
Nate Silver gives that scenario a 43% chance of success.
…the toil and trouble comes to a steady boil.
…she garnered the lizard people vote, by becoming their Queen.
… she were running for the VILE award. Vitriolic, Incompetent & Lacking Ethics.
A new theory suggests that Hillary Clinton could win in 2020 if…
pigs fly.
Shameless Shillary would stand…
A good chance of winning in 2020,
If elephants stampeding can break the land speed record,
Faster than 763.035 mph.
A new theory suggests that Hillary Clinton could win in 2020 if…
she ran against, well I’m not saying it has to be an Alien but…it has to be an Alien.
I’d vote for the Alien…whether his name was Mezmilplex from Mars or Jose from Mexico.
A new theory suggests that Hillary Clinton could win in 2020 if…
you know that Star Trek episode ‘Mirror mirror’ where everything is opposite? Theoretically she could win then, but she would have to grow a goatee.
A new theory suggests that Hillary Clinton could win in 2020 if…
she ran for President of Lower Slabonia.
A new theory suggests that Hillary Clinton could win in 2020 if…
she posted the last sign on the Moon.
Never happen.
… millions of friendly car trunks are chock full of ballots.
… Madonna offers to pleasure everyone who votes Republican.
…she weren’t Hillary Clinton.