Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Looks like the most popular Halloween costume this year will be…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Looks like the most popular Halloween costume this year will be…
…Spartacus
…SMOD
SMDH
SMOD Standard Mode of Dress (various schools)
SMOD Sweet Meteor of Death (politics)
SMOD Single Manufacturer One Design (boating)
SMOD Super Mod (gaming, Half Life 2 modification)
SMOD Serial Port Mode (Intel 8051 Microcontroller)
SMOD Space and Missile Operations Duty (US Air Force)
SMOD Secondary Means of De-Energization
SMOD Space Monkeys of Death (band)
SMOD Staff Member On Duty
SMOD Sedimentable Mineral Organic Detritus
SMOD Staff Member On Duty . . .
That’s hot.
SMDH Salem Memorial District Hospital (Missouri)
SMDH Superficial Medullary Dorsal Horn
SMDH Shaking My Damned Head
SMDH Shaking My Damned Head
BingDuckDuckGo!
SMOD = Some More Oysters, DamnCat?
Yes, please!
…Liawatha.
…so non-offensive that it will offend people.
…a perfect example of Cultural appropriation.
… The Great Punking
… 1/1,024 Cowboys and 1/1,024 Injuns
… literally Hitler.
… a 50-something-year-old woman talking like a 10-year-old.
… a Democrat out to trick or cheat.
A Frenchman…. Trick and Retreat
Give ’em a Mons bar.
… sexy Harvey.
(dinged the message, not the messenger)
Someday, you’ll learn to accept Harvey as a sexual being.
“Wha —? — I — unggggh!!”
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Thank God his avatar stops at the neck.
Just kiddin’, Harvey, ol’ mate, ol’ pal! Heh!
Unnnggggggggggh!
♩
Sexy Harvey
What have you done?
You made a fool of everyone
You made offal of everyone
Sexy Harvey:
Oh-oh
What have you done?
Sexy Harvey
You broke the rules
You laid it down for all to see
You laid it down for all P.C. (hee-haw)
Sexy Harvey
Oo-oh
You broke the rules
One sunny day FrankJ was waiting for a cover
He came along to turn on everyone
Sexy Harvey the create-est of them all
Sexy Harvey:
How did you know?
IMAO was waiting just for you – oo -oo?
Moon-nukers were waiting just for you?
Sexy Harvey
Oo-oh how did you know?
Sexy Harvey
You’ll get yours yet
However big you think you are
However big you think your “R” (har-har)
Sexy Harvey
Oo-oh you’ll get yours yet
We gave him everything we pwned just to sit at his cable
Just a smile would lighten everything
Sexy Harvey
He’s the latest and the greatest of them all
[riff]
He made a fool of everyone
Sexy Harvey
[riff]
However blogged you think you are . . .
Sexy Harvey
[riff]
♩
— the “Warren’s White” Album
A) the phrase is redundant
B) that’s probably the only Beatles song I haven’t heard before
C) Bacon for everybody!
{Foghorn Leghorn voice:}
“There’s something —
I say,
There’s something kinda OFF
about a boy who ain’t listened to the whole White Album.”
But, then again, Yoko Ono is on it.
Are you reviewing the issuance of his Man card?
Can’t.
Yoko Ono is on the freaking album. He has that immunity.
…zombie Roseanne…
Like there’s any other kind.
… Very cute. Wait a sec . . . they aren’t leaving. They’re Hondurans!
They’re only Hondurans until they arrive here….then they become Democrats.
The Blue Wave Agony of Defeat costume
Yes, Dems have some skiin’ in the game.
Hillary Clinton as president costume.
Same rules as St. Patrick’s Day:
Passed-out premature celebrants getting tossed into vans don’t technically count.
…problematic.
Nice touch
Looks like the most popular Halloween costume this year will be…
Oh fer cryin’ out loud, I’m not saying its gonna be Aliens but…its gonna be Aliens.
In golf that’s termed a “gimme.”
But you still got to putt it out.
Only if you don’t have your eyes on a spot on the Supreme Court.
Looks like the most popular Halloween costume this year will be…
banned by Social Justice warriors.
Looks like the most popular Halloween costume this year will be…
a big Red Wave.
… and owl, or Julie Swetnick. Both will make people go “Who?”
Looks like the most popular Halloween costume this year will be…
Disney Princesses.
… a big sandwich-board sign that says:
“Dems! Vote Nov. 7th!”
Hillary wearing Huma’s butt as a hat.
Bernie Sanders as Trogdor…. Berninating the countryside.
Rockin’ Robin…. Tweet… tweet… tweet, tweet
… an astroturfnaut planting the last sign on the moon.
… Glen Livet; for 12-year-olds.
If it’s possible to creep one’s self out, I just did, in spades!
Humor ain’t for wimps.
White Privilege
…Michael Avanetti.
…Brett Kavanaugh.
…Donald Trump.
…Joe Biden.
…Liz Warren.
…Beto O’Rourke.
.. Bearded Spock
(2018 being the logical opposite of any logical being.)
Looks like the most popular Halloween costume this year will be…
…quickly forgotten and cast aside.
…a funko pop.
Sexy sterno bum.
Well…it WAS going to be Democrat strategist but it turns out no one can bend over far enough to insert their head…
…an NPC.
Let’s see…I have a leg brace, a neck brace, wrist brace, mannish features and a bottle of vodka…
Yup, going as The Hildebeast.
… plus It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses. . . .
…And that’s the way it’s ‘spost to be!
Avenatti and Stormy