Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Surprise! A DNA test shows that Elizabeth Warren is actually part…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Surprise! A DNA test shows that Elizabeth Warren is actually part…
…I’m not saying Alien, but Alien.
…and someone should stop her before she comes apart more.
…lizard
Only part?
…inanimate carbon rod…
…human…
…honest – 1/1024th honest to be precise.
She’s kilobyte.
…vermouth…
Or as she calls it, “firewater”.
Shaken, and stir crazy
…Leeroy Jenkins!…
…hamster on her mother’s side.
….and her father smells of elderberries
…Eskimo.
…Russian, part Native American, hence her name Elizabeth Warren Peace Pipe.
…human but mostly toilet trained bovine sphincter, so she has fond memories of using TP to erase her past accomplishments.
… of the vast trite-wing conspiracy.
…dung beetle.
…and parcel of the big Liberal “People of Color” scam.
Buffalo
…of the problem
Surprise! A DNA test shows that Elizabeth Warren is actually part…
and parcel of a mass conspiracy to destroy al that is good and holy in this world.
Surprise! A DNA test shows that Elizabeth Warren is actually part…
woman, and not the good parts.
If she ever got in touch with her woman parts, she might not be able to stop touching them.
Ugh……. and How
Surprise! A DNA test shows that Elizabeth Warren is actually part…
…rustler, cut throat, murderer, bounty hunter, desperado, mug, pug, thug, nitwit, halfwit, dimwit, viper, sniper, con women, Mexican bandit, mugger, buggerer, bushwhacker, hornswoggler, horse thief, bull dyke, train robber, and bank robber. No real evidence of Indian agent, butt-kicker, stuff-kicker nor Methodist though.
muskrat
….ial to power and money.
… a-patch-ee work quilt of whatever she needs to be to get elected, and she’ll Sioux anyone who gets in her way.
… notta Coushatta, no to Arapahoe, cheat per the Blackfeet, absentee per the Cherokee, lyin’ per the Cheyenne, lockjaw per the Choctaw, loco per the Navajo, brain gone-ee per the Pawnee, a blowhole per the Seminole, and loony per the Zuni.
… someone whose mental totem pole doesn’t make it to the top symbol.
Spanish Inquisition. No one expected that
Surprise! A DNA test shows that Elizabeth Warren is actually part…
…of the vast Right Wing conspiracy, but she disguises it well.
…irritant. (The 99% part)
…amoeba. Her ancestors from 456 million years ago were amoebas.