Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The newest exhibit at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The newest exhibit at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library…
…a contrasting diorama. Ronnie tearing down a wall and Donnie building one.
… a Well . . .
…a special section just for FramkJ books.
No, that’s at the Ronalb Reigan library.
That’s Write-sist!
..is red jelly beans…only red ones!
The Jimmy Carter Hall of Horrors, to remind the world what Reagan saved us from.
… a glass case, in which is preserved the vote for Mondale.
… photos of Nancy Pelosi babysitting him under Ginsberg’s supervision.
… a Liberal wing, closed to the public.
… a Russia wing, filed under the Do We Decimate system.
… a breastfeeding station where you can wean one for the Gipper.
… a safe space FOR NO ONE, called the Dick Cheney Get Back Out There Into The Museum Before I Shoot You room.
… a gun locker, a gun atrium, and a gun lobby. And a pathway to citizenship.
… the Waterfall of Liberal Tears.
…covfefe filters sold in the gift shop…
… moldy, decaying, worm-eaten “Republicans Are Literally Nazis If They Get Power” cards.
… a yuge sign you must pass when you enter the cafeteria: “Liberals: Get The Guy Behind You To Pay.”
Here we go again exhibit.
Got it on the second read!
At first, I was like: “Wait, he got it wrong, it’s ‘There You Go Again’ . . . . . Oh-h-h-h.”
…the FalconCrest wine display.
And a liberal wine display.
A timeless display and exhibit —
… if by “play” you mean “Communist”
and by “hibit” you mean “Democrat fecklessness.”
…the Teflon cookware display and giftshop.
The Hope Diamond.
With all its facets.
That’s facet-ist!
I’m AntiFacet-ist too. All hail One Direction!
. . . Wait — wasn’t that a Weinberg creation?
Now I don’t know what to think. No one’s telling me.
#MeTrope
There are only two sides, and one of them is the Evil Empire.
Covfefe Shop
(Low-hanging fruit)
What happened to my avatar? YGDLTATSOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymiss cookies and Reagan preserved in carbonite.