Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
When asked if she was running for President in 2020, Hillary Clinton…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
When asked if she was running for President in 2020, Hillary Clinton…
When asked if she was running for President in 2020, Hillary Clinton…
started foaming at the mouth and fell over backwards.
…said, “What, like in a marathon?”
When asked if she was running for President in 2020, Hillary Clinton…
looked at the questioner, blinked several times and replied “Where’s my oatmeal”?
…said “at this point what difference does it make”?
When asked if she was running for President in 2020, Hillary Clinton…
said, “No, I expect to be given the office by acclamation of my adoring public.”
… said, “No, Mr. Bond. I expect my competitors to die.”
When asked if she was running for President in 2020, Hillary Clinton…
asked for a $25,000 donation before she would give an answer.
When asked if she was running for President in 2020, Hillary Clinton…
said, “I don’t know, what have you heard?”
When asked if she was running for President in 2020, Hillary Clinton…
said, “watch the moon for a sign.”
A giant sign?
Are there any other kind?
…said “Hold my beer.”
T’would be a pint of Trout Sniffer Stout.
…said “Run for President? I’ll be lucky if I’m sober enough to walk for President.”
She said, “Yes! I vow to get the Homeowners Association back on track!”
…said “As soon as I can put on my back brace.”
…said “As long as someone helps me up and/or down the stairs.”
…Yes! I know there are some that don’t think I can do it. That I’m not sharp enough. Ahh, but the strawberries that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with… geometric logic… that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I’d have produced that key if they hadn’t of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers…
…caught on fire, fell over, and sank into the swamp…
She is an ROUS….. Rump Of Unusual Size
…said “I ain’t. No way. Tired”…
When asked if she was running for President in 2020, Hillary Clinton…
cackled.
What, you mean like a hen?
If that would make it sound any better.
Well, she sure laid an egg in 2016.
Kinda like Wall St. in ’29.
When asked if she was running for President in 2020, Hillary Clinton…
said, “I could be persuaded not to, for the right amount.”
… lied. It’s her reaction to every question.
…wore the skin of the interviewer because.,, he was dead and it was ok.
If I don’t get harpooned when I go swimming!
…said, “Slowly I turned… step by step…”
…nearly stood up to the Vicious Chicken of Bristol.
…just couldn’t stop coughin’.
Run? more like Waddle for President.
…said, “Oh, The Huma inanity!”
… said “No Mr. Interviewer, I expect you to die!”
Interviewer: “Are you forgetting about ‘Operation Bland Scam’?”
Clinton: “Merely 3 words you overheard describing me and my campaign.”
Interviewer: “Can you afford to take that chance, given the large reduction in foreign pay-for-play bribes you’ve received since 2016?”
said, “I love the smell of back balm in the morning.”
Smells like victory!
…changed the subject to Trump bashing
…devoured the soul of the interviewer.
TBH, she would have done that anyway.
When asked if she was running for president next time, Hillary replied:
“No, I don’t have 2020 vision”