[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]
Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat
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UPDATE – walruskkkch [High Praise!] sent in the rule on man-buns:
Man buns, writing poetry, flower arranging, trimming tiny trees and wearing a dress were considered manly in feudal Japan.
Hey, if you can decapitate someone before they know you’ve drawn your sword, you can say whatever you want is manly.
“Man-Buns Were Considered Butch in Feudal Japan”
And look where they are now. Falling population, pachinko, insane people, and used underwear machines.
We’re halfway there and it didn’t take 100 years like they did.
sigh
Now I’m depressed