Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Due to rampant staffing shortages, TSA workers are being replaced by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Due to rampant staffing shortages, TSA workers are being replaced by…
I’m not saying its aliens….. but it’s aliens.
…self help kiosks.
Pat yourself down.
Didn’t Paul Reubens get in trouble for that?
I don’t think it was patting. Pulling perhaps?
Anyway, it’s his trademark (patting pending)
…guys hanging outside the local Home Depots…
…Leeroy Jenkins…
…sex assault convicts from local prisons.
Good one. I was taking too long typing my version of this one.
…Antifa – those guys really understand crowd control…
Work release of pedophiles and sexual predators who have stated they’d just love to do this work for free.
…all the hundreds of descendants of Katie Elder.
… a short questionnaire and the honor system.
… a picture of the three wise monkeys
…undocumented immigrants willing to do the jobs Americans won’t do.
…common sense
…short rampaging staffers
Due to rampant staffing shortages, TSA workers are being replaced by…
actual terrorists, makes things move along much faster.
Oompa Loompas
Due to rampant staffing shortages, TSA workers are being replaced by…
Kevin Spacey.
Due to rampant staffing shortages, TSA workers are being replaced by…
Hookers. The pat downs take just as long but are much more fun.
Due to rampant staffing shortages, TSA workers are being replaced by…
Folgers crystals.
Due to rampant staffing shortages, TSA workers are being replaced by…
DMV employees.
From Zootopia
Due to rampant staffing shortages, TSA workers are being replaced by…
cardboard cut-outs.
Due to rampant staffing shortages, TSA workers are being replaced by…
things you find at the bottom or your pockets on laundry day.
…and America Ninja Warrior course
The Bridge of Death and Gorge of Eternal Peril…. What is your quest?
…the honor system.
…air traffic controllers.
The best thing? We’re already not paying them.
… Otter. (He’s pre-law / pre-gynecologist.)
… the Governor William J. Le Petomane Memorial Turnstile.
… some stranded pelican (another victim of the shutdown). Win-win!
… a wall. TSA agents and other Dems would be forced to deem it too efficient.
… “Gun-Free Zone” signs. Dems would be forced to deem them too inefficient.
… a duck. I just want to hear a guy with an Italian accent ask why.
Why-a no chicken?
That’s irrelephant
Sounds like a sanity clause to me.
HA! There’s no such thing as Sanity Claus.
But whatever it is, I’m against it
Libya, oh Libya, say have you seen Libya? . . . .
I see you now in front of a hot stove…
funny, I can’t see the stove.
….rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and insane gamblers from the William J. Lepetomane Home for the Insane Gambler.
Sadly the government had to fire the insane gamblers for repeatedly asking the boarding passengers if they’d like to make a bet on whether they’d make it to their destination or not.
… the Samsonite gorilla.
… or Trunk Monkey.
… a yellow zone for boarding only.
No, the yellow zone has always been for loading and unloading only. The red zone, maybe.
Red Zone….. sounds dangerous.
Danger Zone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E
… staffers from the Ministry of Silly Wonks.
… Putey. Arthur Putey.
… Mr. Neutron. He has some experience working with S. C. U. M.
… Dino and Luigi Fercotti. (New slogan: “We want to be your pals. We want to help you.”)
Not Doug and Dinsdale?
…alcohol, the cause of and solution to all our problems.
…extremely long triathalons.
…inward facing tail gunners.
…nuking Israel and the implementation of Sharia law.