Paint big X’s everywhere you want a barrier.
Buy $5 billion worth of shovels and hand them out to democrats.
Tell them to keep digging under the X’s until they find where the True Socialism is buried.
“So, we want it like a pyramid, but flat on top.”
“Oh, like an upside-down triangle?”
“No, like a rectangle.”
“You mean, the kind of rectangle with three sides?”
Like a Clinton: “Thanks. What $5 billion?”
Step 1: Hire all available personnel at the Home Depot parking lot.
Step 2: Have them build while standing on the Mexican side of the wall.
Two birds, one stone. mmmm, birds…
First of all, nothing happens until Banksy signs a contract to put graffiti on the wall.
…Create a sonic intrusion zone and flood it with a high volume recording of “Baby Shark”…
You inhuman monster!
Golly gee, buildin’ this-here border wall sure is fun. I don’t think I could let you take my job away from me without compensation…
Form a Border Construction Union large enough to qualify as a voting block.
Plant a mighty bamboo grove and stock it with Kung Fu Pandas
…and DickVan Dyke.
Paint big X’s everywhere you want a barrier.
Buy $5 billion worth of shovels and hand them out to democrats.
Tell them to keep digging under the X’s until they find where the True Socialism is buried.
I’d say “aliens” but then the wall would probably end up looking like a bunch of pyramids.
“So, we want it like a pyramid, but flat on top.”
“Oh, like an upside-down triangle?”
“No, like a rectangle.”
“You mean, the kind of rectangle with three sides?”
I would relocate the immoral fences from around Democrat homes and ship them to the border.
ACME border wall kit.
Chalk line, dribbles of red paint, and plaques saying You Are Now Entering the Chuck Norris Death Zone.
bacon for merging Blazing Saddles with Chuck Norris.
IIRC, the merger was from James Garner in Support Your Local Sheriff.
I got the chalk and red paint idea from an Andy Griffiths show episode.
Sub-contract to Christo
Well first I have to deal with all the kickbacks and slush funds. Now that leaves me with…. $800. How much chicken wire can I buy with that?