Proving his ability to work with mainstream Republicans, President Trump made a deal with outgoing House Speaker Paul Ryan to rig the Speaker’s gavel to squirt Nancy Pelosi in the face the first time she whacks the podium with it.
You don’t want to know how they’re rigging the podium.
Oh Lordy! What I’d give to see that happen.
“Speakers podium mysteriously blows up first time Speaker Pelosi strikes it with Speakers gavel. Details at ten.” ~ Kent Brockman
Her first speech will be a grab bag.
A Fistful of Dullards