Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
At his rally in El Paso, President Trump opened the show by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
At his rally in El Paso, President Trump opened the show by…
…serenading the Beto O’Rourke audience – both of them…
Then adding, “I’m not saying Beto’s audience are illegal aliens…but they’re illegal aliens.”
At his rally in El Paso, President Trump opened the show by…
biting the head off a live bat.
At his rally in El Paso, President Trump opened the show by…
symbolically hanging Hillary Clinton for treason. [Damn I hate symbolism, I want the real thing.]
At his rally in El Paso, President Trump opened the show by…
giving Falina a whirl.
Took me awhile!
…showing a video of Beto at a Donkey Show in Juarez.
At his rally in El Paso, President Trump opened the show by…
overture.
William Tell?
I’ll never tell.
…resurrecting his “Stupid Candidate Tricks – Democrat Edition” routine…
At his rally in El Paso, President Trump opened the show by…
playing a few songs off his new record.
At his rally in El Paso, President Trump opened the show by…
Introducing the one and only Billy Shears!
and handing out Billy Beers!
… thanking everyone for attending, as it gave him a great opportunity to discuss Amway.
… revealing that the killer was somebody in this very room!
… introducing the new sheriff of El Paso and giving him a laurel and hardy handshake
… selling the crowd bricks and mortar, and throwing in the trowel.
Introducing the opening band: Robert Patrick and the Furries!
I got tickets, but they’re in the sheep seats.
It’s got a good Beto, and I can dance to it.
Introducing Marty Robbins.
Again, took me awhile!
by saying “We’re putting the band back together, I’m on a mission from God.”
by yelling “LEEROY JENKINS” and invading Mexico.
This made me smile. Bacon to you sir!
…turning the rhetoric all the way to 11.
…releasing the Kraken!
…a ceremonial firing of The Mexi-Cannon.
… showing pictures of the current crop of Democrat hopefuls on the big screen behind him, and having the band play “Send In The Clowns.”
AOC’s version:
Is it the rich?
Ain’t it unfair?
Me with my ass on the ground
You in mid-air.
Spendin’ (D) clowns.
Did you hear “Who Dis”?
Don’t you approve?
Of one who keeps blaring about
Bills that can’t move?
But where are (D) clowns?
Send in (D) clowns.
Just when will they stop
Opening doors?
Finally knowing
The money I wanted was yours?
Making my entrance again with my usual “Unfair!”
Sure of my lines
No one is there …
Don’t you love farce?
My force, my fear?
I thought that you’d want what I want —
Sorry, here’s that beer.
But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in (D) clowns
Don’t bother . . .
{dramatic pause}
. . . They’re here.
At his rally in El Paso, President Trump opened the show by…
yelling “ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!?”
…doing his Michigan J Frog impression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evgEJlOPoeo
I see that frog as a good metaphor for Republican candidates: the song and dance they give when they are running for office vs. when they get into office and people are watching them.
Ryan-n-n- bit.
At his rally in El Paso, President Trump opened the show by…
…saying, “Hold my beer.”
Saying: “Unlike Sen. Amy Klobuchar, I don’t need a warm-up!”
…by saying “Build that wall…. You’d do it for Randolph Scott.”
RANDOLPH SCOTT ???!!!
…hats over hearts…
… repealing the ban on high-capacity MAGA zings.
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