I met a chin-up / bar-bell queen in Memphis
She tried to fake me, but steroids denied
She easily heaved me right across her shoulder
Dude, I just can’t seem to drink it off my mind!
I’ve got a bout tonight, I’m feelin’ alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise for those raised as boys
Yeah, I wanna scrum and shout
No injunction, got no compunction
Gotta be a little out and brave
I am so gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good shave
The best thing about beatin’ a woman in sports
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, pretend I’m a lady
Men’s shirts, thong hurts
Oh, oh, oh, World’s Gone Wild — yeah, Jenner style
Oh, oh, oh, get in on the action, field-and-traction
Clearly unfair, do what I care
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free — yeah, to feel this way is real
Fans, I feel like a woman.
Well, you can tell by the way I wear a jock,
I’m in woman’s sports: no time to talk.
Muscle-bound and women warned,
I’ve been kicking ass since I was born.
And now it’s all right. It’s OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The <>New York Times'</> effect on man.
Whether you’re a brother
Or something or another,
You’re sayin’ a lie, sayin’ a lie.
Feel the sanity breakin’
And everybody fakin’,
And we’re sayin’ a lie, sayin’ a lie.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sayin’ a lie, sayin’ a lie.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sayin’ a lie.
Ilhan Omar Says It’s a ‘Myth’ That Transgender Women Have a ‘Competitive Advantage’ in Powerlifting checkyourfact.com | 04-02-19 | Caitlin McFall
Congresswoman Ilhan Omar’s comments have gotten her into hot water recently, but she also said something that largely slipped under the radar – that it’s a “myth” and “unscientific” that transgender women have a “direct competitive advantage” in women’s powerlifting. Omar wrote a letter to USA Powerlifting after it refused to let a transgender women enter a Minnesota competition.
“I urge you to reconsider this discriminatory, unscientific policy and follow the example of the International Olympic Committee,” she said. “The myth that transgender women have a ‘direct competitive advantage’ is not supported by medical science, and it continues to stoke fear and violence against one of the most at-risk committees in the world.”
Except giving birth.
Men will soon reach parity at that if Planned Parenthood has anything to say about it.
First man actually gets pregnant! Aborts baby in the second trimester.
When I find myself in Women’s Mixed Doubles
Former Larry skunking me
Seeking words of wisdom —
Let it pee.
..
And though the rights are cloudy
That is still a guy in front of me:
Chime in till tomorrow
Let it pee.
I am Woman
Hear me roar
In numbers
Too big to ignore
Oh crap
They put a transgender sign on
The locker room door
Well, I’m not dumb, but I can’t understand
Why she walks like a woman but shot-puts like a man
Oh, my, LOL, ah
LOL we warned ya
Well I know what I am and that’s a man and so is my Lola.
I met a chin-up / bar-bell queen in Memphis
She tried to fake me, but steroids denied
She easily heaved me right across her shoulder
Dude, I just can’t seem to drink it off my mind!
Tell me why you’re XY,
And why you lied to me,
Tell me why you’re XY,
And why you lied to me.
Well I gave it everything I had,
But you lefties pretty much condone
Having men defeat me oh so bad,
All I do is hang my head and moan.
Sweet Loretta Modern
Thought she was a woman, but she was another man;
All the girls around her said it’s not uncommon
Once you get the master plan.
Get Back
Get Back
Get Back at all the ones who’re wrong
Get Back
Get Back
Get Back at all the ones who’re wrong
I’ve got a bout tonight, I’m feelin’ alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise for those raised as boys
Yeah, I wanna scrum and shout
No injunction, got no compunction
Gotta be a little out and brave
I am so gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good shave
The best thing about beatin’ a woman in sports
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, pretend I’m a lady
Men’s shirts, thong hurts
Oh, oh, oh, World’s Gone Wild — yeah, Jenner style
Oh, oh, oh, get in on the action, field-and-traction
Clearly unfair, do what I care
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free — yeah, to feel this way is real
Fans, I feel like a woman.
Well, you can tell by the way I wear a jock,
I’m in woman’s sports: no time to talk.
Muscle-bound and women warned,
I’ve been kicking ass since I was born.
And now it’s all right. It’s OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The <>New York Times'</> effect on man.
Whether you’re a brother
Or something or another,
You’re sayin’ a lie, sayin’ a lie.
Feel the sanity breakin’
And everybody fakin’,
And we’re sayin’ a lie, sayin’ a lie.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sayin’ a lie, sayin’ a lie.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sayin’ a lie.
Wrestling?
Do you want to know a secret?
Do you promise not to tell?
Whoa-o-oah-oah . .
Closer —
Let me whisper in your ear —
Say the words you dread to hear:
I was born a dude!
Earl, you’ll beat a woman soon
Please, come take center stand
Earl, you’ll beat a woman soon
Though you be a man