Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Shock claim from Michelle Obama’s upcoming memoir! “Barack never…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Shock claim from Michelle Obama’s upcoming memoir! “Barack never…
…”bought a pair of jeans – he always borrowed mine”…
…showed me his birth certificate.
…passed a mirror without preening endlessly…
…understood economics…
…had a chance after I moved Mom into the Whitehouse.
…liked your doctor.
…believed that Han shot first…
…fathered any children.
…had a cousin Pookie.
… peed standing up.
…even when using a urinal!
I was going to say “…put the seat up.”
…received that JV letter he deserved from ISIS.
… told the truth. Ever.
…be the father of Malaria and Sasquatch.
(Nod to DamnCat for getting the joke out there before I did)
(Nod to Shirley Q. Liquor, she knows why)
Shock claim from Michelle Obama’s upcoming memoir! “Barack never…
claimed to be an Alien but… he was an Alien.
Shock claim from Michelle Obama’s upcoming memoir! “Barack never…
laid a finger on me!
Shock claim from Michelle Obama’s upcoming memoir! “Barack never…
gonna give you up.
All America got rolled….
Shock claim from Michelle Obama’s upcoming memoir! “Barack never…
could remember the names of all 57 states.
Hmmm…57? one should be Heinz.
…figured out about buckets.
Shock claim from Michelle Obama’s upcoming memoir! “Barack never…
Really gave up his prayer rug.
Shock claim from Michelle Obama’s upcoming memoir! “Barack never…
…noticed when I had the servants switch his coffee with Folgers Crystals.
… got his 40 acres and a mule.
…shaved my back. That was delegated to the Chief of Staff.
…had a penis
And yet he was a dick…go figure.
Shock claim from Michelle Obama’s upcoming memoir! “Barack’s never…
been to Spain
But he kinda liked the music
Says the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it
They don’t abuse it
Never gonna lose it
he can’t refuse it, oh, oh
…been to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrIqsFSjqso
… was related to Barack Sr.
… paid Bill Ayers his ghostwriting fee
… passed a White House security clearance
… won an election honestly
. . . made it with a lady
‘Til the boys told him something he’d missed
I was his next-door neighbor, bought him off with a favor
So he gave me just a little kiss
Like this!
…
So I took my big buns
To this high school dunce
I’m a missy who was ready to play!
Wasn’t me he was foolin’
‘Cause we knew what we was doin’
When I told him how to walk this way
I told him to
Walk this way
Shock claim from Michelle Obama’s upcoming memoir! “Barack never…
…really gave up sniffing glue.
Shock claim from Michelle Obama’s upcoming memoir! “Barack never…
…really gave up chewing gum on line.
“in”
Shock claim from Michelle Obama’s upcoming memoir! “Barack never…
…really was the sheriff of Rockridge.”
… understood: he coulda had class. He coulda been a contender. He coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what he is.
… did give nothing to the Tinfoil men that they didn’t, didn’t already have.
… shakes down Wall Street any more
Oh, the judge he guilty found him
Of tappin’ the phones around him
And dirty no good robbin’ of Fannie Mae
… ” ‘Twas a lily-livered fool!
Terrorists’ wee tool!
Dupe bowed to the weak, to earn his pay . . .”
“… apologized to Monaco. So, no, saying every country on earth is not strictly true.”
“… bowed to Brennan. So, no, saying every muslim on earth is not strictly true.”
“… counts his money
When he’s sitting at the table
There’ll be time enough for counting
When The Donald’s done.”
“… Brings Me Followers Any More”
tugged on Superman’s cape, spit into the wind, pulled the mask off the old Lone Ranger, but yes, he DID mess around with Jim
{blush}
. . . spared her a minute to listen to her presentation on the benefits of Amway.
That would have just been cruel man, nasty.