Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
ICE caught 100,000 border crossers in the last month. Why is everyone coming to America?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
ICE caught 100,000 border crossers in the last month. Why is everyone coming to America?
ICE caught 100,000 border crossers in the last month. Why is everyone coming to America?
Because America is the worst place in the entire world, or so the liberals tell everyone.
ICE caught 100,000 border crossers in the last month. Why is everyone coming to America?
Because they can?
Is this a chicken crossing the road gag?
Why did the chicken cross the border?
It was the service animal for a Guatemalan family.
ICE caught 100,000 border crossers in the last month. Why is everyone coming to America?
Free HBO!
ICE caught 100,000 border crossers in the last month. Why is everyone coming to America?
Home
To a new and a shiny place
Make our bed and we’ll say our grace
Freedom’s light burning warm
Freedom’s light burning warm
Everywhere around the world
They’re coming to America
Ev’ry time that flag’s unfurled
They’re coming to America
Got a dream to take them there
They’re coming to America
Got a dream they’ve come to share
They’re coming to America
ICE caught 100,000 border crossers in the last month. Why is everyone coming to America?
Only in America
Can a guy from anywhere
Go to sleep a pauper
And wake up a millionaire
Only in America
Can a kid without a cent
Get a break and maybe
Grow up to be President
Only in America
Land of opportunity, yeah
Would a classy girl like you
Fall for a poor boy like me
Only in America
Can a kid who’s washin’ cars
Take a giant step and reach right up
And touch the stars
Only in America
Could a dream like this come true
Could a guy like me start with nothing
And end up with you
Only in America
Land of opportunity, yeah
Would a classy girl like you
Fall for a poor boy like me
… for Maxine Waters.
“But she’s not going to give you anything.”
I was misinformed.
…because Popeye’s Chicken got that 5 dollar box.
ICE caught 100,000 border crossers in the last month. Why is everyone coming to America?
Taco Tuesdays.
So they can turn it into the awful place from whence they came. (with the help of some politicians of course)
… to occupy all those mansions that Hollywood celebrities must have left behind when Trump won. Ohhhh.
I thought all the former members of Occupy Wall St. occupied those.
The former members formed a new band, the Democrat-Socialist party IIRC.
Reconquistar!
To be closer to Frank J. Fleming.
Two words: Waffle House.
Chicken and Waffles
… They’re all Willie Suttonites.
Democracy, Whiskey, Sexy.
…I give full credit to the PSA from Neil Diamond.
…Road Trip
… to be Democrat candidates for president.
Don’t we have enough of those already!?
… Global Swarming is a real thing.
It better not be for my tuna!
You didn’t catch that Tuna!
…they must’ve taken a wrong turn at Tijuana
… ♩ “They’re empty and aching and Dems don’t know why.
Countin’ their EBT cards on the New Jersey Turnpike
They’ve all come to loot North America . . . ” ♩
All those TV shows filmed in Canada make it seem so glamorous…
F1B visas are being replaced by Fib visas…
ICE caught 100,000 border crossers in the last month. Why is everyone coming to America?
Because coming to America is TIGHT!
Oh, yeah! Really tight! [toothy grin]
Its also super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Well OK then!
Crossing the border is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
… in search of a Beto life..
The magnetic personality of Gavin Newsome…
In legalese, such things are called attractive Newsomes.
ICE caught 100,000 border crossers in the last month. Why is everyone coming to America?
I’m not totally sure but I certainly won’t claim its because of Aliens but…its because of Aliens.
ICE caught 100,000 border crossers in the last month. Why is everyone coming to America?
Because they stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
ICE caught 100,000 border crossers in the last month. Why is everyone coming to America?
Because our housing is Pet Friendly.
ICE atrapó 100,000 cruces fronterizos en el último mes. ¿Por qué todos vienen a América?
SLotD now available in Spanish by pressing the SAP button on your device’s menu screen.
They took a wrong turn toward Albuquerque.
ICE caught 100,000 border crossers in the last month. Why is everyone coming to America?
They lost a bet.
ICE caught 100,000 border crossers in the last month. Why is everyone coming to America?
Some idiot hit “Reply All” on an Email.
To get nuzzled by Joe Biden.
(BURP…) WHY NOT?!?!? – Bluto Blutarsky
…quieren Taco Bell
Rihar sure knows how to conjugate.
They are probably coming because of that as well.
Gigity!
Pokémon GO doesn’t spawn Tauros in South & Central America.
♩
Here we come
Walking ’round the fence
Get the funniest looks from
All the citizens
Hey! Hey! We’ve Got Junkies!
And Dems are throwin’ money around!
But we don’t want no stinkin’
Badges trying to run us down.
♩
Comparing immigrants to Monkees????
Oppo’s MacDACA moment.
They figure that if Bernie Sanders can become a millionaire, anyone can do it in the USA…
To get harassed by a better class of police.
Bernie needs the votes.
…they’re movin’ on up
To the top
To that deluxe apartment
In the sky.
ICE caught 100,000 border crossers in the last month. Why is everyone coming to America?
Its Spring and I need some landscaping done, pronto.
The “m” fell off the word masses in the poem, The New Colossus.
ICE caught 100,000 border crossers in the last month. Why is everyone coming to America?
they want to share their diseases with us.
So who’s the vector, Victor?
Don’t know. Who made the offer? Over.
What?
Who?
Huh?
I’m tired
Tired of laws uninspired
Tired of fences unwired
Immigrants —
They’re always coming and going, and going and coming
And always too soon
Let’s face it, fellas: we’re duped!
Sorry, 15 schnitzengruben is my limit.
You obviously need to get your hands on some vitamin E
coming and not going, not going and still coming
and always too many.
… obviously to find a bride for love, as opposed to the obedient princesses they were arranged to marry.
… it is as written in the book of Mexidust. (Moseys among the bullrushes, imparting of the Red “si,” getting to the Promiscuous Land . . . )