Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
well I’m not saying its Aliens but… its aliens.
…women. Trump countered by offering them women who used to be men.
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
Barabas!
…flea egg loll.
…flied lice
…a shrubbery.
Beat me to it!
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
the head of Alfredo Garcia.
… some gender studies professors, since they’re in such high demand worldwide.
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
that one. Bring me that one over there. That one. The sultry b#tch with the fire in her eyes. Take her clothes off! I want that one, yes. Take her clothes off and bring her to me now.
Excellent M * A * S * H pull!
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In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
a Robert Kraft special.
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
the secret to the Basil Answer machine.
…china
…the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur’s secret egg salad recipe.
oooh good one.
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
another shrubbery! You must place the new shrubbery here beside the other shrubbery, only slightly higher so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
…Hawaii. With Mazie in the mix, Trump is considering it.
just the savings in constructing a railroad would make it a win-win.
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
…Hookels and Bro
…Folgers Crystals.
…an autographed copy of Rick Astley’s “Whenever You Need Somebody”
…40 acres and a mule
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
a hearty hand shake and this laurel wreath.
Donald Trump is near! hahahahaha
…a cup of hot fat, and the bladder platter.
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
a call.
…one from column A, one from column B, and don’t forget the egg rolls…
…Lebensraum…
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
A reach-around.
Negotiations are ongoing, unfortunately they refused AOC, the Somali Skank and Ratsh!t Taqiyya during the first round.
They ain’t stupid…
How about he throws in a Pelosi to be named later?
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
some good lovin’
Or at least a happy ending and $100.
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
well I’m not saying its 左宗棠雞 but… its 左宗棠雞
I can’t believe you didn’t get moderated for saying 左宗棠雞 !
Kaishakunin!
That’s really quite chicken sh!t of you.
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me:
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.
China can get all they want from the same place we get ours from…Central America.
I think they were talking about everyone for the Red States.
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
3 steps, 3 steps towards the door…
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
the idol and they will throw us the whip!
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
the Truth! Even if they can’t handle it!
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
all its checkers back.
wouldn’t that be “checkels”?
No Israel would want their Shekels back.
… as agreed to in the Sinai-Soviet Pact.
“O”.
Whu?? Have they lost their marbles?
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
the last sign on the moon!
They’ll have to pry it from my cold dead hands.
Now THERE’s a thought!
Woger the Wobber! And Wodewick!
…free HBO. Negotiations ended when Trump replied “I’ll give you the H. You’ve already got the BO.”
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
A Panda Express franchise for every street corner.
.. Hell Harry. Hell Harry did not agree to the deal, as he has other things going on right now.
…what they want, what they really, really want.
zig-a-zig ah!
… the r-s-p-e-c-t that Obama so boldly promised.
… Shelter (we’re just a shot away)
…Colonel Sanders secret recipe.
…a copy of the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe.
… or Bernie Sanders’, because their socialism ain’t working.
…General Powell’s Chicken
…The phone numbers for all the Chins Michael Moore has.
…More food, they keep feeling hungry an hour after every meal.
He would give a Chinese phone book a run for it’s money.
Too many Wong numbers.
… a promise that Hillary Clinton will stop wearing Mao jackets.
She will be required to wear something else, right?
An orange jumpsuit would be a good look for her.
… a good impersonation of Gabby Johnson saying “the new tariff is near!”
“No golshdurnit, the new tariff is a trigger!”
… all the past-due service fees for hosting Hillary’s server cache all these years. (She stiffed ’em like Vince Foster.)
… back their ancient Chinese secret for getting clothes so bright, no questions asked.
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
back their Indian.
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
a figgy pudding.
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
all these worlds… except Europa.
… land, lots of land, and the starry skies above
Defense, my Yin
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
Every manufacturing plant remaining in the U.S.
involvement in a land war in Asia! Then take on that short Sicilian!
Moose and squirrel
a giant wooden panda
Will a Bamboo Panda work?
Yes
…just this lamp, and chair, and this paddle ball game…
Jerk…
Covfefe
In exchange for dropping tariffs, China wants America to give them…
our misbegotten son of a B*tch Barack Obama.
…more cowbell!
… a frikkin’ bone here, they’ve been frozen for seventy years.
. . . an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring them the toast, give them a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.
Five Easy Pieces.
Jackie Chan
…the head of Alfredo Garcia.
Been there, quipped that.
Which head
D’OH!