Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A group of billionaires wants to build a moon base. The first thing they’ll send to the moon…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A group of billionaires wants to build a moon base. The first thing they’ll send to the moon…
Alice Kramden
My first thought.
A group of billionaires wants to build a moon base. The first thing they’ll send to the moon…
more material for signs.
Mostly, “Keep Off the Grass.”
Gonna be hard for Elon Musk.
Pink Floyd
That’s dark, man…
A group of billionaires wants to build a moon base. The first thing they’ll send to the moon…
well I’m not saying it Earthlings but… its Earthlings.
A large wooden badger
Probably what they’ll put the Earthlings in.
…FramkJ Flemming to install a target.
And plenty of copies of his new novel Hellbender. Available from fine booksellers world, and now interstellar, wide.
a dustbuster
…a Bomb Shelter!
Maybe a tax shelter.
…a banker trained in the Cayman Islands.
A group of billionaires wants to build a moon base. The first thing they’ll send to the moon…
some Grey Poupon.
A group of billionaires wants to build a moon base. The first thing they’ll send to the moon…
a base.
a bass
All your bass are belong to us!
Sounds fishy to me.
A portable House of Ill Repute.
…rocks…
…lawyers, guns, and money…
A group of billionaires wants to build a moon base. The first thing they’ll send to the moon…
a “Laser”.
Socialists
Well, there goes the neighborhood.
Not for us if they send all of them.
Now, now. Why didn’t you SAY that in the first place?
…servants.
Kubrick.
Thus spoke Zarathustra
A toll to Rock Ridge…. for 10 cents.
Under age girls
…a first baseman.
Who?
Exactly.
…a plan to make billions in profit.
…George Bush’s weather controller.
…a gate to keep poor people out.
“…a plan to make billions in profit.”
So, do you mean to tell me they are sending underpants?
A group of billionaires wants to build a moon base. The first thing they’ll send to the moon…
1. Everyone else.
2. Renege on promises.
3. Profit!
Just like all of those elite who promised to move to Canada, Iran or North Korea because they were pillars of virtue just unlike the US. Kinda a reverse Elysium.
Cher and Michael Moore (yeah, not billionaires, but…) unavailable for comment.
…a group of SUVs to study the effects of CO2 on the lunar atmosphere.
I could warm to this idea.
Chic-fil-a
…Martin Landau and Barbara Bain. -And they’re 20 years behind already.
Whatever it is…all the signs are against it.