Me and you and a dog named Boo
Abbey Road
All Jack the Ripper Tours
Bars that serve more more than 10 pints of beer to one person
Funny looking phone booths
I know you know what you know
But you should know by now that you’re not me
Talk about a month of Sundays
Toffee-nosed wet weekend as far as I can see
Yes. Hey, diddle diddle (whooo!)
The cat and the fiddle (whooo!)
Piggy in the middle (whooo!)
Do a poo poo
Bible punching heavyweight
Evangelistic boxing kangaroo
Orangutan and anaconda
Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, even Pluto, too
Hey, diddle diddle (whooo!)
The cat and the fiddle (whooo!)
Piggy in the middle (whooo!)
Do a poo poo
Tekraaam ot tnew eiggip elttil siht
One man’s civilization is another man’s jungle, yeah
They say revolution’s in the air
I’m dancing in my underwear
‘Cause I don’t care
Hey diddle diddle (whooo!)
The cat and the fiddle (whooo!)
Piggy in the middle (whooo!)
Do a poo poo
Do a poo poo
Oink oink
Walkie-talkie man says “‘ello, ‘ello, ‘ello,”
With his ballerina boots you can tell he’s always on his toes
Hanging from a Christmas tree
Creeping like the Bogeyman, gettin’ up my nose
Hey diddle diddle (whooo!)
The cat and the fiddle (whooo!)
Piggy in the middle (whooo!)
Do a poo poo
A poo poo
Poo
..piggy had roast beef
And this little piggy had none
This little piggy went WOOOOOOO!!
….all the way home
This little piggy went to market
And this little piggy stayed home
This little piggy had roast beef
And this little piggy had none
This little piggy went Wooo..oooo!
All the way home
(oink oink)
Now this little piggy went to market
And this little piggy stayed at home
And This little piggy had roast beef
And this little piggy had none
This little piggy went Woooo!
All the way home, all the way home
Now being shut down in England…
the whole kit and kaboodle
Now being shut down in England…
well I’m not saying its the Alien Parliament but… its the Alien Parliament.
Now being shut down in England…
reality.
…hope…
…all realistic forms of energy…
The tube
…chip shops…
…”Order”…
Now being shut down in England…getting a tan from standing in the English rain.
Don’t you think the Joker laughs at you?
Nope… ’cause I quit smoking years ago.
Now being shut down in England…Newspaper Taxis.
Me and you and a dog named Boo
Abbey Road
All Jack the Ripper Tours
Bars that serve more more than 10 pints of beer to one person
Funny looking phone booths
Now being shut down in England…
dreaming.
Now being shut down in England…
anything left still open.
…dentist offices.
…but I heard they didn’t have any to begin with.
Now being shut down in England…
I know you know what you know
But you should know by now that you’re not me
Talk about a month of Sundays
Toffee-nosed wet weekend as far as I can see
Yes. Hey, diddle diddle (whooo!)
The cat and the fiddle (whooo!)
Piggy in the middle (whooo!)
Do a poo poo
Bible punching heavyweight
Evangelistic boxing kangaroo
Orangutan and anaconda
Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, even Pluto, too
Hey, diddle diddle (whooo!)
The cat and the fiddle (whooo!)
Piggy in the middle (whooo!)
Do a poo poo
Tekraaam ot tnew eiggip elttil siht
One man’s civilization is another man’s jungle, yeah
They say revolution’s in the air
I’m dancing in my underwear
‘Cause I don’t care
Hey diddle diddle (whooo!)
The cat and the fiddle (whooo!)
Piggy in the middle (whooo!)
Do a poo poo
Do a poo poo
Oink oink
Walkie-talkie man says “‘ello, ‘ello, ‘ello,”
With his ballerina boots you can tell he’s always on his toes
Hanging from a Christmas tree
Creeping like the Bogeyman, gettin’ up my nose
Hey diddle diddle (whooo!)
The cat and the fiddle (whooo!)
Piggy in the middle (whooo!)
Do a poo poo
A poo poo
Poo
..piggy had roast beef
And this little piggy had none
This little piggy went WOOOOOOO!!
….all the way home
This little piggy went to market
And this little piggy stayed home
This little piggy had roast beef
And this little piggy had none
This little piggy went Wooo..oooo!
All the way home
(oink oink)
Now this little piggy went to market
And this little piggy stayed at home
And This little piggy had roast beef
And this little piggy had none
This little piggy went Woooo!
All the way home, all the way home
A strange era in the Rutles career.
Ruttles!
…the Ministry of Silly Walks.
… the last remaining knife factory.
The most unkindest cut of all.
Now being shut down in England…
All Union Jacks. If your name is Jack and belong to a union…get the hell out of the country.
… sketch comedy shows for violating the Not In Front of the Children Act.
… so-called Hungarian phrase book publishers.
… Whizzo Candy
…and Hungarian Circus Dwarfs
The last Tardis
Now being shut down in England…
All Paperback Writers.
Now being shut down in England…
West End girls and East End boys.
Now come on Cliffy…
That should be Cliffy of Dover…
…the Orange Clockworks.
…Westminster chimes.
…the London Eye.
… the machine that makes all the numbers.
If we don’t restart it soon, we’ll run out by the year… uh… the future.
Now being shut down in England…
Some people who did something.
That’ll be the day.
…reruns of season one of “Suits”.
Now being shut down in England…
indigenous moon sign factories.
Now being shut down in England…
the four-thirteen’s and his lead is startin’ to shrink
Barber shops that show pictures of every head they’ve had the pleasure to know.
Now being shut down in England…
The local Palais.
Toxic corgis
The one after 909
…the notion that Drug-Stabbing Time is limited to the hours of 9 to 9.
…any football matches breaking out as the result of hooliganism.
…being appropriately dressed whilst passed out in the gutter.
…trains, planes and they’re working on automobiles.
Now being shut down in England…
The Ministry responsible for counting holes in Blackburn, Lancashire.