Remember that old South Park episode where the kid kept yelling “‘The Simpsons’ did it!“? Well, I kinda feel that way about trying to write satire.
It’s hard. Really hard. Let me show you.
Here’s an idea for a parody story. You got Democrats calling for gun control, right? So, how to poke fun at that?
How about having a candidate calling for the government to seize private weapons at a place where the government infamously killed Americans? So, where would be the most inappropriate place for someone to call for government to be the only people with guns? How about Kent State University?
So, to write a satirical news story about a candidate going to Kent State to call for seizure of private weapons and …
Oops! The Democrats really did that. Seriously.
That’s why I can’t write funny stuff. Well, that and not being talented enough. But about 60-40 because Democrats are already a parody of a political party.
Democrats are a festering carbuncle on the ass of the USA..No humor there.
As an alternative to Kent State you might want to consider using Wounded Knee as a place to call for government to be the only people with guns.
In a communist government everyone works for the state.
That makes everyone an employee of the government.
Therefore all people should have guns.
That works logically, doesn’t it?
Or how about Lexington/Concord as a place to call for government to be the only people with guns.