Per caleygraph2015:
Straight Line of the Day: Having remade and rebooted every movie franchise, Hollywood is moving on to rebooting…
Per caleygraph2015:
Straight Line of the Day: Having remade and rebooted every movie franchise, Hollywood is moving on to rebooting…
…the last 30 years. Maybe they can get something right this time.
…the homeless.
…illegally parked Teslas.
…crashed computers.
Having remade and rebooted every movie franchise, Hollywood is moving on to rebooting…
well I’m not saying that it is obviously Alien but… it’s obviously Alien.
Having remade and rebooted every movie franchise, Hollywood is moving on to rebooting…
“The Kiss”.
The remake will star…?
Rupaul and Chaz Bono?
Having remade and rebooted every movie franchise, Hollywood is moving on to rebooting…
Russiagate. But it will be set in Ukraine.
… evolution itself.
This time it’ll be darker and grittier, but the platypus will still be there for comic relief.
Having remade and rebooted every movie franchise, Hollywood is moving on to rebooting…
the Spanish Inquisition, no one will expect that!
Having remade and rebooted every movie franchise, Hollywood is moving on to rebooting…
movie audiences.
Having remade and rebooted every movie franchise, Hollywood is moving on to rebooting…
Michael Caine’s home movies.
Having remade and rebooted every movie franchise, Hollywood is moving on to rebooting…
Hillary Clinton, they are calling it Elizabeth Warren.
… ballet.
It’ll be really hard to do those dances in boots, though.
… Nancy Sinatra…
That’s just what they’ll do.
… a ground ball up the first base line in a tight game…
Oh, so it’s gonna be called Buckner!?
…the Hollywood blacklist.
… KFC franchises…
…the Hays Code.
… Italy…
… Hillary’s server, but so far, the only working title the producers have come up with is Im-Bleach.
. . . old TV commercials. It’s Mikey! Watch him hate everything!
… the career of a former prosecutor now infesting Congress, it will be called Adam-12-IQ Schiff.
… the seemingly endless tribulations of millennials in safe spaces, it will be called The Fraidy Bunch.
…the intermission
…sense-around
…that glossary they gave out to people who bought tickets to Dune.
Smell-o-vision?
The black and white test screen
With the fake Indian? Wouldn’t that be a campaign contribution?
“The Lord of the Flies”, only this time the murderous mob is played by antifa and depicted as the good guys, while piggy is brutally murdered for hate speech while holding the conch shell.
… The Honeymooners, only the current reboot will be a soap opera of loveless marriages of convenience, starring the Obamas, the Clintons, the Weiners, Ilhan Omar and siblings.
(“One of these days, A-list; one of these days . . .”)
Window 95?
… those spots you see when you close your eyes after looking directly at a light.
…School House Rocks: The Constitution.
…Thomas Jefferson, starring Sherman Hemsley and Sally Struthers.
Having remade and rebooted every movie franchise, Hollywood is moving on to rebooting…
Puss and Tennis Shoes.
Well, they’re more de-booting that one.
Starry Patty Murray?