…officially, it is unknown why the letter informing Andrew Jackson of his Congressional censure has traces of human excrement, though there is a popular theory.
FDR was perfectly capable of walking; he just used a wheelchair in private so future generations could feel good about accepting the differently-abled.
Historians announce the discovery of lost presidential archives revealing… That Hillary Clinton really did lose so had the most effectively “Lost” Presidential archives.
Historians announce the discovery of lost presidential archives revealing…LBJ “Lost” the evidence from the Kelner case which may have proven him innocent.
…George Washington added the phrase “Deal wid it, beeatch,” after his signature on every item of legislation.
…John Adams worried that the color scheme for the Executive Mansion might be just a little too garish.
…Thomas Jefferson’s first budget included a request to add a wine cellar to the Executive Mansion.
…James Madison cancelled a planned trip to Busch Gardens because management refused to remove all the “You must be this tall” signs from the rides.
… blueprints for the powerful “Bucannon.”
…Hoover actually felt honored to have so many ‘villages’ named after him.
…and vacuum cleaners.
…Teddy Roosevelt notified Macy’s to not allow Alice to yell: “Charge”.
…Rose Mary Woods never made a dime as a contortionist.
…Thomas Jefferson never anticipated that Meriwether Lewis would return from his quest.
…Woodrow Wilson would never have been elected without the help of Tsar Nicholas II and his troll farm.
…officially, it is unknown why the letter informing Andrew Jackson of his Congressional censure has traces of human excrement, though there is a popular theory.
… Silent Cal was people!
FDR was perfectly capable of walking; he just used a wheelchair in private so future generations could feel good about accepting the differently-abled.
…while best known for his doctrine, James Monroe also developed a theorem, three hypotheses and a kick-ass recipe for veal parmigiana.
Historians announce the discovery of lost presidential archives revealing…
that Hoover gave the order to nuke Japan by saying, “Save the whales!”
Historians announce the discovery of lost presidential archives revealing… That Hillary Clinton really did lose so had the most effectively “Lost” Presidential archives.
Historians announce the discovery of lost presidential archives revealing…LBJ “Lost” the evidence from the Kelner case which may have proven him innocent.
Historians announce the discovery of lost presidential archives revealing…Obama really wasn’t an American after all.
Historians announce the discovery of lost presidential archives revealing…the number of the counting was to be three.
What about five?
5 is right out!
… JFK and his doctors never could remove the stain on his palm from shaking hands with a young Bill Clinton.
I thought they would be swapping chick stories.
Is a good news for JFK or Clinton?
Teddy Roosevelt really did wear underwear made from burlap. From this he came up with the name Rough Riders during the Spanish-American War.