All along Harvey has been an Artificial Lifeform (like Eric Swalwell) and recently all of his parts and components began to wear out. Therefore this “retirement” fiasco is just that, a fiasco. Harvey will get all oiled up and streamlined with totally new hardware so he can fight the good fight for the next 500 years. There are so many battles to fight. Harvey is on our side. (At least we hope so, after his refit). 🙂
…During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, he came as a large and moving Torb. Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants, they chose a new form for him – that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!
…was glad to be of service but i-i-it appears that his work on this planet is complete. He must now return to his home. On the Planet Zarkon.
he’s in the Ukraine negotiating a $weetheart deal for IMAO.
he just tired
He ain’t no ways tarrd.
The truth is out: Harvey didn’t retire, he…
well, I’m not saying he was abducted by Aliens but… he was abducted by Aliens.
Like Philo?
“Rihar” has three letters of “Harvey” in it. The other three have gone a”vey.”
And it’s all preceded by “Ri-” — pronounced “Re-”
Is such a thing even possible? Yes it is.
You’re close. “Ri” is pronounced “Basil”
The truth is out: Harvey didn’t retire, he…
had some dirt on Hillary so, you know. Do I have to spell it out for ya?
You don’t have to spell it out, we know the drill. It means that no matter what happened to him it will be ruled an accident.
…was set up with some beautiful new accommodations at 2735 Sandia Way, Albuquerque, NM, courtesy of the United States Marshall Service.
Harvey went to the invisible sidekick convention with T-Bone.
Ask him to get me Corn Pop’s autograph.
Technically speaking Corn Pop isn’t really a sidekick.
The truth is out: Harvey didn’t retire, he…
…is leading a surveying team on the Sea of Tranquility to determine the proper impact zone and kiloton yield required for maximum effect.
All along Harvey has been an Artificial Lifeform (like Eric Swalwell) and recently all of his parts and components began to wear out. Therefore this “retirement” fiasco is just that, a fiasco. Harvey will get all oiled up and streamlined with totally new hardware so he can fight the good fight for the next 500 years. There are so many battles to fight. Harvey is on our side. (At least we hope so, after his refit). 🙂
is ridding the world of walnut-contaminated cookies.
He went with the person who said to do so if he wanted to live.
The truth is out: Harvey didn’t retire, he…
disappeared when FrnakJ changed his meds.
Now I’m worried about Basil.
Not a problem since we have Basil to fall back on.
just… faded away.
…changed his name to Oppo.
Wrong! Not one bit as funny or productive! Or bearded.
and fictional.
https://www.amazon.com/Oppo-Novel-Tom-Rosenstiel/dp/0062892606
… was struck down by Darth Bader-Ginsburg and became more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
…During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, he came as a large and moving Torb. Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants, they chose a new form for him – that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!
Couldn’t answer, he, these questions three.
Couldn’t answer, ME, these questions three. Fixed it.
You asked the questions?
So what is the air speed velocity of an unladed swallow?
European or African?
American barn.
Sorry, not in the script.
“All right all right all right…. This started out as a nice reference and all that. Cue tele-cine. Wait for it!”
…got a thrift store calender that shows every day as Sunday.
…was going to, oh… no place special.
…he’s pining for the fjords.
He never wanted to be a blogger anyway. He wanted to be a lumberjack —
The truth is out: Harvey didn’t retire, he…
…didn’t die, he just went home with the help of MIB, just like Elvis. Proof that Harvey is indeed an alien.