A kid dressed in a suit, with a tie and glasses on, carrying a briefcase that has the letters ” IRS” on the side.
He then says ” our audit shows you owe us half your candy “
From now on, if you appear in blackface, people can’t yell “Racist!”
“What are you talking about?” you will say. “I’m mocking Justin Trudeau or the Virginia governor. Or Ted Danson. They’re all white guys. How is that racist?”
Just be sure you have a lot of time to listen to their comeback, and are ready to pull out your wallet and pay reparations.
The costume AOC will wear – Tell her that evil fossil fuel giants Mobil and Chevron are going to merge, and to protest the merger, she needs to wear a shirt displaying the proposed new name – Mo-Ron
I wonder if Basil knows the trick Harvey used to re-assign a posting date for that thread, to overcome the problem of WordPress locking out comments after a year has passed.
Just what I said. There came a time when the Moon Sign post did not accept any more comments. Harvey solved that by changing the date it was originally posted. He explained that WordPress has a 12-month limit on responses to posts, and he found a creative way to outflank that.
…bobble head Schiff and Nadler.
Nadler isn’t a bobble head – he’s a Weeble
…Bernstein shouting “Worse than Watergate!”
… a snake-oil salesman, selling “Gender Fluid”…
:You need to sell this. Colored oils, that separate into a rainbow, in a flask with a rainbow handle.
Yep. College kids will buy it by the crate. It’s a million-dullard idea!
… an “Amateur Noun” – not quite ready to turn “Pro”…
… the latest superhero – “Whistleblower”…
Origin story…he was bitten by a radioactive Democrat.
…Joseph Mifsud, International Man of Mystery
You KNEW there’d be a Halloween question. This year, a good costume will be…
you know they are not going to say it’s an Alien but… it’s an Alien.
… a long-sleeved blue dress shirt, and your mouth crammed with cotton – Beto Getting His Teeth Cleaned…
… “Baby-Eaters Anonymous”…
You KNEW there’d be a Halloween question. This year, a good costume will be…
Robert Mueller. Ooops, too late.
This will actually be a very popular costume in nursing home Alzheimer wards. All they need is a suit & tie.
You KNEW there’d be a Halloween question. This year, a good costume will be…
a large wooden badger.
Aha! Mine! The precious is mine!
… one of the cleaning crew hired by the bank in the next town over. And what in blazes is “Halloween”?
… “Political” Taylor Swift…
You KNEW there’d be a Halloween question. This year, a good costume will be…
You know it should be.
A kid dressed in a suit, with a tie and glasses on, carrying a briefcase that has the letters ” IRS” on the side.
He then says ” our audit shows you owe us half your candy “
… “and if you happen to be wealthy through your own efforts, more.”
You KNEW there’d be a Halloween question. This year, a good costume will be…
a piss-ant prairie punk.
For AOC’s house at least, a costume of a (kitchen) sink garbage disposal. Remember, they “terrify” her.
Unfrozen Cavewomyn Socialist
You KNEW there’d be a Halloween question. This year, a good costume will be…
a Justin Trudeau mask in blackface.
Wait. You bring up a good point.
From now on, if you appear in blackface, people can’t yell “Racist!”
“What are you talking about?” you will say. “I’m mocking Justin Trudeau or the Virginia governor. Or Ted Danson. They’re all white guys. How is that racist?”
Just be sure you have a lot of time to listen to their comeback, and are ready to pull out your wallet and pay reparations.
You KNEW there’d be a Halloween question. This year, a good costume will be…
an Al Sharpton mask in whiteface.
You KNEW there’d be a Halloween question. This year, a good costume will be…
an Adam Schiff mask in twoface.
…VA Governor Ralphie “Coonman” Northam, in blackface, wearing a Klan cape and cowl with “GOV” in big block letters on the back.
The costume AOC will wear – Tell her that evil fossil fuel giants Mobil and Chevron are going to merge, and to protest the merger, she needs to wear a shirt displaying the proposed new name – Mo-Ron
Will she be dancing in that shirt?
If she were a conservative, she would have been hot.
As it is, nope.
“She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn’t that bright”
— Bloodhound Gang Three point one four
You KNEW there’d be a Halloween question. This year, a good costume will be…
pulling your trousers up to your armpits (or as high as you can get them) and going as Jerry Nadler.
Or, more horribly, Pantsy Pelosi.
You KNEW there’d be a Halloween question. This year, a good costume will be…
Moon sign builder.
Hardhat, hardcore, hard time.
I wonder if Basil knows the trick Harvey used to re-assign a posting date for that thread, to overcome the problem of WordPress locking out comments after a year has passed.
WHAT!?!?!
Just what I said. There came a time when the Moon Sign post did not accept any more comments. Harvey solved that by changing the date it was originally posted. He explained that WordPress has a 12-month limit on responses to posts, and he found a creative way to outflank that.
My first line was a play on “builder.”
But the original was from Dec. 14, 2018 so we haven’t reached a year yet! Why would it have needed to be reset before this December?
“Bob B
December 14, 2017 at 12:06 pm
…Amazon.com…”
Its posting date has been reset.
I remember when that happened. The usurper walruskkkch thought he had the last post even though he knows it’s mine by divine right.
Usurper! Burn him!
Kneel Before Walrus!
1,2,3,5,7,11,13….
I’ll send out a directive on that.
Amazon – just can’t get away from it…
17, 19, 23, 29…
The biggest Peloser
…a government mole dressed as a mint flavored peach. “I’m peach mint. Get it? Teehee.”
…Lenny Bruce, dressed as a mime.
…an Islamic terrorist wearing a NRA t-shirt.