From the Doxxtionary

Moon Nuker (n.)

  1. A citizen of Rock Ridge.
    (other:)
  2. One who seeks the Holy Grail.

  3. A member of the FrankJV Team.

  4. A Santa Claustraphobic.

  5. A bull****imic.

  6. One who knows if six shots were fired, or only five.

  7. One who laughs when liberals utter the word “We-ness.”
    (And then goes after the word “utter.”)

  8. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Any other definitions?

16 Comments

  1. Moon Nuker (n.)

    A person of discriminating taste. Well read and informed on issues large and small encompassing all manner of subjects. A social Bon vivant with charm and presence beguiling in their subtle complexity like a fine, aged wine. Slow to anger and easily assuaged a boon companion of great value in any situation. Unsurpassed in wit but gracious when conceding error whenever they rarely raise their head. To say perfect is to understate the case, if I say so in all due humility. Thus is a Moon Nuker to me.

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