I had a contest for free copies of the Hellbender audiobook, but I can’t find two of the winners.
Hey, writing great books is what I’m good at; not planning contests.
Anyway, Sarah Hoyt has the details, but basically I’m looking for a Paul and a Steven Stolarz who won, so if they came from here, contact me so you can get your prize.
The rest of you are losers and still need to buy Hellbender at full price.

Hey, I’m a Paul, and/or a Steven Stolarz, or could be…in any case, I’m definitely NOT a loser…
No, I am Paul and/or a Steven Stolarz. And so is my wife.
I happen to know Paul’s and Steven’s cats. If you send me the books I’ll make sure they get them.
BTW: In case anyone at IMAO is interested, I’ll soon have two copies of Hellbender by Frank J. Fleming for sale cheap.
Stolarz . . . . Stole Ours . . . Stole Arts . . .
I’m thinking these are Russian agents and Frank J. is paying them off for dirt on Hillary Clinton. He has a death wish.
I am literally “a Paul.” Gimme my free listening thing.