Straight Line of the Day: Donald Trump Beat Hillary Clinton in 2016; Now He’s Sorry He Won Because… Posted by Oppo on 1 November 2019, 12:00 pm Per zzyzx: Straight Line of the Day: Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in 2016; now he’s sorry he won because…
…the Democrats have been unable to find a replacement that is actually a challenge for 2020. Has he peaked? Reply to this comment
…he and Melania are stuck in that tiny little hovel at 1600 Pennsylvania with no hope of better living conditions anytime soon. Reply to this comment
… she has explained with geometric logic how all the people in the world were in a conspiracy to deny her the office. Reply to this comment
… he has conquered all the worlds, and there is now the hint of a tear in his eye… Reply to this comment
Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in 2016; now he’s sorry he won because… he forgot to also bring the wooden stake to make sure she stays lost. Reply to this comment
Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in 2016; now he’s sorry he won because… da lamentations of da wimmen have not stopped. Reply to this comment
Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in 2016; now he’s sorry he won because… the fun is in the chase. Reply to this comment
Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in 2016; now he’s sorry he won because… so much winning, he might be getting tired of it. Reply to this comment
… Adam Schiff was able to add “womyn beater” to the list of phony impeachment charges Reply to this comment
… as a government employee, he’s no longer eligible for the prize from Virginia’s Pick 4. Reply to this comment
Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in 2016; now he’s sorry he won because… well, actually he isn’t sorry at all. Nyah, Nyah, Yah, Nyah nyah. Reply to this comment
Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in 2016; now he’s sorry he won because… well I’m not saying it because he really wanted to also expose her being an Alien but… he really wanted to expose her for really being an Alien. Reply to this comment
Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in 2016; now he’s sorry he won because… … presidential duties leave him less time to read FrankJ’s novels, of which Hellbender (the latest) is the one he is most eager to obtain from fine booksellers everywhere. Reply to this comment
Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in 2016; now he’s sorry he won because… The fact that his hair is not going gray, reveals his “Dorian Grey” portrait’s existence, and Biden wants to sniff it’s hair! Reply to this comment
…the Democrats have been unable to find a replacement that is actually a challenge for 2020. Has he peaked?
…he and Melania are stuck in that tiny little hovel at 1600 Pennsylvania with no hope of better living conditions anytime soon.
…he is forced to live in a high crime area.
… she has explained with geometric logic how all the people in the world were in a conspiracy to deny her the office.
… he has conquered all the worlds, and there is now the hint of a tear in his eye…
Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in 2016; now he’s sorry he won because…
he forgot to also bring the wooden stake to make sure she stays lost.
… he will miss the lamentation of that woman, Miss Rodham…
Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in 2016; now he’s sorry he won because…
da lamentations of da wimmen have not stopped.
Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in 2016; now he’s sorry he won because…
the fun is in the chase.
Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in 2016; now he’s sorry he won because…
so much winning, he might be getting tired of it.
… his diet is now reduced to sloppy joes and Indian corn…
… Adam Schiff was able to add “womyn beater” to the list of phony impeachment charges
… as a government employee, he’s no longer eligible for the prize from Virginia’s Pick 4.
… he will only be given eight years to replace the entire Ninth Circuit.
…the duck that Hillary and Biden took to the bar used to be his.
Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in 2016; now he’s sorry he won because…
well, actually he isn’t sorry at all. Nyah, Nyah, Yah, Nyah nyah.
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See you on the moon.
Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in 2016; now he’s sorry he won because…
well I’m not saying it because he really wanted to also expose her being an Alien but… he really wanted to expose her for really being an Alien.
Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in 2016; now he’s sorry he won because…
… presidential duties leave him less time to read FrankJ’s novels, of which Hellbender (the latest) is the one he is most eager to obtain from fine booksellers everywhere.
Maybe he is Paul and can get one for free.
I buried Paul.
the whining won’t stop; and that’s just from her—the press, wow, non-stop.
…he can’t look forward to beating her.
Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in 2016; now he’s sorry he won because…
The fact that his hair is not going gray, reveals his “Dorian Grey” portrait’s existence, and Biden wants to sniff it’s hair!