Straight Line of the Day: Tulsi Gabbard Has Posted a Workout Video on Twitter. Other Candidate Strategies Include…

Straight Line of the Day: Tulsi Gabbard has posted a workout video on Twitter. Other candidate strategies include…

Tulsi Gabbard Posts Intense Workout Video on Twitter
Fox News | Nov 5 2019 | Fox News

Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, took to Twitter Monday to show her intense workout regime while on the campaign trail.

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  1. … Joe Biden showing his listening skills while 2nd graders show him how to use the sharpener on the back of the Crayola box. (Comment by one of the children about Biden not being the sharpest Crayola in the box was edited out.)

  2. Tulsi Gabbard has posted a workout video on Twitter. Other candidate strategies include…

    Liz Warren proclaiming “Ah Eff it, just give us all your money and holdings and we will use them all as we see fit.”

      • Easy on the ayes. Would certainly carry some schwing states.

        Cameron: “You hired me to get into my pants?”

        House: “I can’t believe that that would shock you. It’s also not what I said. No, I hired you because you look good; it’s like having a nice piece of art in the lobby.”

        Cameron: “I was in the top of my class.”

        House: “But not the top.”

        Cameron: “I did an internship at the Mayo Clinic.”

        House: “Yes, you were a very good applicant.”

        Cameron: “But not the best?”

        House: “Would that upset you, really, to think that you were hired because of some genetic gift of beauty not some genetic gift of intelligence?”

        Cameron: “I worked very hard to get where I am.”

        House: “But you didn’t have to. People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort. That’s the law of nature, and you defied it. That’s why I hired you. You could have married rich, could have been a model, you could have just show up and people would have given you stuff. Lots of stuff, but you didn’t, you worked your stunning little ass off.”

        Cameron: “Am I supposed to be flattered?”

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