Straight Line of the Day: Tulsi Gabbard has posted a workout video on Twitter. Other candidate strategies include…
Tulsi Gabbard Posts Intense Workout Video on Twitter
Fox News | Nov 5 2019 | Fox NewsRep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, took to Twitter Monday to show her intense workout regime while on the campaign trail.
The strategy that most impresses me is Beto dropping out. He must really care about the country!
Tulsi Gabbard has posted a workout video on Twitter. Other candidate strategies include…
well I’m not saying its meeting with Aliens but… its meeting with Aliens.
… Joe Biden showing his listening skills while 2nd graders show him how to use the sharpener on the back of the Crayola box. (Comment by one of the children about Biden not being the sharpest Crayola in the box was edited out.)
Biden: “Get some video of me doing my daily routine to keep me mentally sharp.”
Aide: “That’s a coloring book.”
Biden: “Yeah, but I keep it inside the lines most of the time.”
Yes, and the part about him sniffing their hair.
Tulsi Gabbard has posted a workout video on Twitter. Other candidate strategies include…
Buttigieg showing a video fit for showing on Delta Airlines.
… reminding people, “Hey, I’m running too!”…
… Kamala Harris lowering expectations…
How low?
There is no known lower boundary…
She REALLY goes down.
That’s a low blow!
I’m Willie Brown and I approve this massage.
Willie Brown didn’t complain.
Tulsi Gabbard has posted a workout video on Twitter. Other candidate strategies include…
Liz Warren proclaiming “Ah Eff it, just give us all your money and holdings and we will use them all as we see fit.”
And that’s the way it’s supposed to be.
… non-stop lying. They go with what got them there.
… Julian Castro hanging around the border, hoping to be pick up by ICE…
Tulsi Gabbard has posted a workout video on Twitter. Other candidate strategies include…
…Yang naming Yin as a running mate.
Tulsi Gabbard has posted a workout video on Twitter. Other candidate strategies include…
…Bernie Sanders developing an inside voice.
… Joe Biden’s killer steel chain workout…
… endless use of the word “free.”
I wish we were free of that word.
…NOT posting a workout video.
Posting a “Have someone else do the workout video”?
Biden’s new motto: “Plugs, Not Whigs”
…recipes that call for the use of Basil. You have to decide which one, though.
Building a large wooden badger
Finding a washed up candidate and a duck to take to a bar.
Working a Post-it video
Document their political career to verses of ‘Pop goes the Weasel.’
Demanding a Harumph from everyone.
Everyone better watch their ass!
For a Democrat, she is surprisingly hot
Well she is a Russian Asset after all.
Easy on the ayes. Would certainly carry some schwing states.
… giving lessons on how to pick up a turd from the clean end.
Tulsi Gabbard has posted a workout video on Twitter. Other candidate strategies include…
insulting voters until we know our place.