This guy is good:
“Conservative Obama” and Pregnant Men
Townhall.com | December 3, 2019 | Robert KnightWhat sets our current age apart from previous ones is not only technological wonders but the shocking abandonment of truth.
For Marxists, a lie is as good as truth if it works to advance their cause. A case in point was a recent article on the front page of The Washington Post’s Sunday Outlook section. Next to a large, serious portrait, the headline proclaimed: “Barack Obama: Conservative.” Sure. And Bernie Sanders is a moderate Republican.
Never mind that Mr. Obama was the most radically leftist president in U.S. history, with a background full of communist mentors and connections. He appointed so many wackos to federal judgeships that our battered republic will be feeling the effects for years.
There is method to the Post’s madness. If you can make the case that Mr. Obama was actually something of a conservative, this pushes anyone to his right into the abyss of extremism. It doesn’t matter whether it’s true or not, only whether it succeeds in casting Republicans and even dwindling moderate Democrats as Nazis.
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This sort of madness, which seems to be reaching a crescendo, began decades ago, beginning with Alfred C. Kinsey’s fraudulent sex studies in 1948 and 1953. Propelled by a compliant media, the “studies” gave the sexual revolution a faux scientific foundation. They were unmasked as fraud by Judith Reisman and her co-authors in “Kinsey, Sex and Fraud” in 1990, but the horse had left the barn, powered by Planned Parenthood, the ACLU and other leftwing activists.
In 1994, The New York Times ran a piece entitled “How to Get a Man Pregnant.” The writer, Dick Teresi, lit upon the idea at a symposium in 1984 sponsored by the Kinsey Institute, the aforementioned fountainhead of fake sex science.
Mr. Teresi wrote about it for Omni magazine, published by pornography magnate Bob Guccione. The article declared “there was no insurmountable biological or technical barrier to a man carrying a baby to term.”
Well, hello Dr. Frankenstein. Mr. Teresi admits that, “Of course, there are some minor problems. Men don’t produce the appropriate hormones. Men don’t have ovaries and thus don’t produce eggs. Men don’t have wombs.” But he cheerfully says all this can be overcome, citing sex-change operations as a guide to seemingly impossible outcomes.
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While we’re at this, we can insist that brussels sprouts taste exactly like rocky road ice cream.
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This is child abuse on a massive scale. When an entire generation is taught that truth is subjective, and that the only god they should heed is their feelings, they’ll fall for anything.
Orwell warned in his dystopian novel “1984” about an all-powerful state suppressing the truth. Although no original citation has been unearthed, he’s been widely quoted as saying, “speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.”
Yes, and we’d better do so while it’s still mostly legal in America.

Francis: Why are you always on about women, Stan?
Stan: I want to be one.
Reg: What?
Stan: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me ‘Loretta’.
Reg: What?
Stan: It’s my right as a man.
Judith: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
Stan: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?
Stan: It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But… you can’t have babies!
Stan: Don’t you oppress me!
Reg: I’m not oppressing you, Stan! You haven’t got a womb! Where’s the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
Stan: [starts to cry]
He’s this good at riffing on an obvious deliberately absurd headlines, imagine how good he would be if he read the articles.