per DamnCat:
Straight Line of the Day: DamnCat questioned the premise of “a millennial in the forest.” Their survival skills…
per DamnCat:
Straight Line of the Day: DamnCat questioned the premise of “a millennial in the forest.” Their survival skills…
… revolve around nesting among others and scavenging for food, energy and clothing from their hosts…
They are parasitic cuckoos.
… are portrayed on television – by the walkers in the Walking Dead…
…are limited to “surviving” Thanksgiving dinner with Trump-voting relatives.
…are challenged when Starbucks runs out of soy milk.
Tuna for you.
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… none
…never addressed tuna or napping.
….are best summed up by, “The Donner party may be seated now.”
Funny how they keep asking for a smaller table.
Reverse musical chairs…. They remove a chair, but there’s still one open remaining every time they sit down.
Clint Eastwood even brought it on stage.
…draining the happiness from all those around them.
More of their super power than their survival skill.
Is it really a super power when they all have it?
Well they are all above average so, why not?
When everyone is above average, no one is.
This isn’t everyone, just a large group. What do you call a large group that has super powers…. oh yeah, they named it White Privilege.
Actually, I have supper powers.
…. which enabled you to get that roll over Beethoven …
are dependent on internet access, Amazon Prime, and OPM (Other People’s money)
Do they get down with OPP?
What’s OPP doc?
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idx3GSL2KWs&w=560&h=315%5D
… revolve around considering a 2-degree increase in today’s temperature — which, I may add, probably happened yesterday or will happen tomorrow — an “epochalypse”!
DamnCat questioned the premise of “a millennial in the forest.” Their survival skills…
are not ineffective enough for my tastes.
DamnCat questioned the premise of “a millennial in the forest.” Their survival skills…
are mad and/or wicked.
“Ooh! You’re wicked! Say no more.”
…include stroking cats and mending pajamas.
Jordan Peterson tells us we should always pet a cat when we see one on the street,
Unless it’s a Lion. Never pet a lion out on the street. Street Lions are bad.
DamnCat questioned the premise of “a millennial in the forest.” Their survival skills…
consist of being able to use someone else’s survival skills.
…are non-existent when they don’t know where the litterbox is.
are manifested by reservations at a Holiday Inn Express.
…will get them sent to HR for hugging too many trees.
Do they ever ask the tree’s permission for the hug? DO THEY!?!
…ear-splitting screaming at perceived microaggressions or seeing the color orange, ensuring their ability to be found by those with actual survival skills.
Not saying those with skills will actually help them, just they will know where to find the body.
Wow! Idea for a horror film. A millennial lost in an Orange Grove.
Extra helping +1
Line from the movie:
“Auuggh!!11!! We’re starving! Dehydrated and starving! And suffering from Vitamin C deficiency! Here in this orange grove! Orange bad!”
Attack of the Killer Oranges!
Staring George Clooney?
Nah, already starved to death standing on broken escalator..
… consist of rubbing two schticks together.
… have been learned from their gay scout leaders, so don’t expect a lot of them to emerge.
unchanged.
…is extending the Two-Minutes Hate out to 3 years.
8.
We’ve always been at hate with Orange Man Bad…
… are evidenced by San Francisco: they s***where they sleep.
And the other way around.
…last only as long as someone is there with them doing all the work.
… involve a “big tent,” in which everyone is welcome.
What could possibly go wrong?
Send in the clowns.
DamnCat questioned the premise of “a millennial in the forest.” Their survival skills…
well I’m not saying they are useless as a bicycle to a three legged Alien but… they are a useless as a bicycle to a three legged Alien.
… only work in an avocado forest.
I think I’ve seen that movie.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094834/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0
DamnCat Questioned the Premise of “A Millennial in the Forest.” Their Survival Skills…
consist of gathering under a tree and acting like nuts.
One quibble…”Acting”?
… are limited to trying to find a good enough cell signal to tweet something inane.
… asking each other, “Who brought the dimes?” as they can’t get through the toll booth with Daddy’s credit card.
[Lamarr’s posse rides up on Trump’s diversion: a single tollbooth in the middle of the desert]
Taggart: Gavin Newsom Thruway? Now what’ll that asshole think of next?
[turns to the posse]
Taggart: Has anybody got a dime?
[millennials grumble, search their pockets]
Taggart: Somebody’s gotta go back to Berkeley and get a s**t-load of dimes!
… consist of calling Uber or Lyft for a ride to safety…
“Why don’t we just get in the running car?”
“Are you crazy? Let’s hide under the chainsaws.”
… couldn’t be found with two hands and a flashlight.
… are excellent teaching tools, they are demonstrations of what NOT to do in a real emergency.
DamnCat Questioned the Premise of “A Millennial in the Forest.” Their Survival Skills…
sadly did not include how to defend yourself from an assailant armed with a banana worth $120,000.00
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