Could the Next Willy Wonka Be a Woman? Warner Bros Are “Considering Casting Female Actress as the Titular Chocolatier in Upcoming Prequel”
UK Daily Mail | January 31, 2020Willy Wonka could reportedly return to screens as a woman in a new prequel film.
Bosses at Warner Bros. are allegedly considering taking on a female actress to play the role of the iconic chocolatier.
First in with the “Willy Woke-a” comment.
Sounds like the work of Arthur Slugsworth, Willy Wonka’s evil enemy.
A no-willie Willy?
That pun is so bad…it’s good.
They already did…Johnny Depp.
Titular…hee hee hee.
Shut up Beavis!
“Bosses at Warner Bros. are allegedly considering taking on a female actress to play the role of the iconic chocolatier.”
🎵…Don’t care how, they want it NOW!🎵
I look forward to the song “The Transgender Man Can!”
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“Tampon Lampoon
Doomed – pity – dee
If your were guys
You’d listen to me … ”
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The pretense is terrible: I hope it lasts.
Razzberries sound like razzberries.
Okay, I’ll go there. I am sure a woman will make an excellent Willie Wanker.
Hummmmm…Wilhelmina Wonka? Here’s my advice Hollywood, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it. Remember the all female version of Ghostbusters and how well that worked out.