I sent my kids to college; I sent my kids to State:
Where they learned “Gender’s chosen, but racism’s innate.”
Brought ’em up to be honest. Brought ’em up not to hate.
They said “Your gender’s chosen, but your racism’s innate.”
They came home for Thanksgiving, and when we passed them the plate
They said “Your gender’s chosen, but your racism’s innate.”
We paid for their college, but all they want to do is debate:
“Gender’s totally chosen, racism’s like, totally innate.”
My wife and I bore them —
And love them, though we kid:
But if gender’s chosen
I wonder how we did.
{Lie awake at night and}
Wonder how we did…
Wonder how we did.
Their head is soggy.
They weren’t homeschooled.
They believe climate change is settled science and there’s 178 genders.
If they appear to be a good candidate for water boarding.
Two words.
Tide Pods
Look deep in their eyes and search for any spark.
Ask them if they realize that Donald Trump is the GOAT.
Dryer sheets in the ears.
They are students.
They believe your gender is chosen but your racism is innate.
[Tunes up banjo. It doesn’t tune up.]
I sent my kids to college; I sent my kids to State:
Where they learned “Gender’s chosen, but racism’s innate.”
Brought ’em up to be honest. Brought ’em up not to hate.
They said “Your gender’s chosen, but your racism’s innate.”
They came home for Thanksgiving, and when we passed them the plate
They said “Your gender’s chosen, but your racism’s innate.”
We paid for their college, but all they want to do is debate:
“Gender’s totally chosen, racism’s like, totally innate.”
My wife and I bore them —
And love them, though we kid:
But if gender’s chosen
I wonder how we did.
{Lie awake at night and}
Wonder how we did…
Wonder how we did.
Excellent! Extra helping ~~~
They obey that cat peering out at them from the book stacks!!!!!
What cat?
The most difficult part of the process is, first you must determine whether they do, intact, possess a brain.
“Adam Schiff is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”
Plays a lot of solitaire.
Their resume shows a degree from UC Berkeley
Ask to see their W-2. If they can produce one, they are good. 99 times out of 100 this method works.