Straight Line of the Day: Spankings, Reasoning, and “Time Outs” Don’t Work. The Only Way Left To Deal With Leftists Is … Posted by Oppo on 20 February 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is …
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is … nuke them from orbit to be on the safe side. Reply to this comment
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is … to send them sternly worded letters. I hear they think those produce results. Reply to this comment
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is … the Spanish Inquisition! Nobody expects that. Reply to this comment
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is … put ’em in a round room and tell them to… Reply to this comment
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is … from the bottom of the deck. Reply to this comment
…replace their coffee with Folgers Crystals…. then replace that with wheatgrass juice. Reply to this comment
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is … terminate their command with extreme prejudice. Reply to this comment
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is … duct tape. Reply to this comment
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is … to make them an offer they can’t refuse. Reply to this comment
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is … give them a hug. That way you know how big to dig the hole. Reply to this comment
… send 100,000 attack ducks after them….. (They’re a lot like locusts afterall) Reply to this comment
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is … bury them in free sh*t, literally. Reply to this comment
…a dose of reality, but good luck administering it, since apparently they’ve developed quite an immunity to it. Reply to this comment
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Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is …
nuke them from orbit to be on the safe side.
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is …
to send them sternly worded letters. I hear they think those produce results.
A nice glass of warm milk, a little nap, and a total frontal lobotomy.
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is …
the Spanish Inquisition! Nobody expects that.
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is …
put ’em in a round room and tell them to…
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is …
from the bottom of the deck.
…no more free stuff.
…consult your ophiologist to obtain an appropriate support animal.
Mini horses are good, just ask Bloomberg.
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
…then only hold out two fingers for them to count on.
… double-secret probation…
LEEROY JENKINS!
… unlikely to work either – leftists gonna left…
…trigger them with MAGA apparel.
…replace their coffee with Folgers Crystals…. then replace that with wheatgrass juice.
…to tell them how liberating ‘Open Carry’ is.
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is …
terminate their command with extreme prejudice.
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is …
duct tape.
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is …
to make them an offer they can’t refuse.
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is …
give them a hug. That way you know how big to dig the hole.
… send 100,000 attack ducks after them….. (They’re a lot like locusts afterall)
…send Gozer the Traveler
…send them to Triple Rock Baptist Church
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is …
bury them in free sh*t, literally.
…not to play.
..earplugs
…a dose of reality, but good luck administering it, since apparently they’ve developed quite an immunity to it.
… let them impeach you.
“This far and no further.” and proceeds to draw a red line with a crayon.
Spankings, reasoning, and “time outs” don’t work. The only way left to deal with leftists is …
I’m not saying it’s walruskkkch, but it’s walruskkkch
A Walrus has gotta do what a Walrus has gotta do.