Well is there anything else that anyone is talking about?
The “Flu”, the “Racist if you mention where it started” flu.
I hope you have your toilet paper needs well met. Evidently it magically prevents you from getting the flu “from the place that shall not be named”, or so I hear from the media. They also tell me I am going to die and it is all Trump’s fault. Orange Man is really, really bad and this time they really, really mean it and we should really, really panic to help them get rid of the really, really bad Orange Man.
Maybe they are right. Oh, not about the bad Orange man but about panicking. That leads us to the question of the week. On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is serene contentment and bliss and 10 is dogs and cats living together mass hysteria, how panicked are you?
I’m about a 3.67 at them moment, but then again I haven’t been tested yet.
So let us know how you feel. Figuratively and literally.
2.0
It can’t be too serious, or the U.N. would have held hearings featuring a 17-year-old girl to provide guidance.
1.0 or Greta von Stupid
Yeah, I’m about a 2, too.
I wonder if anyone will listen the next time everyone starts screaming “PANDEMIC!!!”
The media has no one to blame but themselves.
Their new motto:
“Wiped — like with a cloth: Hillary was a psychic, not a psychotic!”
About 2.5. Much more concerned about financial/economic impact, since local closings make it look like my wife won’t be working for a few weeks.
“.. On a scale of 1 to 10, …how panicked are you?”
About the virus? Is there an lower option than 1?
About all the other stuff that is happening because of the virus? I am not sure where to apply that number because I am a bit busy checking how much toilet paper and ammunition I have in the closet. I am less worried about running out toilet paper and more worried about running out of ammunition.
I have enough ammo. one shot one kill
4
I just got back from WinnDixie. The good news: They had a few toilet paper rolls left. The bad news: It was Charmin.
Well I’ve never been a 1 in my life. I’m definitely not panicked about the virus, wouldn’t serve any useful purpose if I was.