Straight Line of the Day: Scientists have discovered that the laws of nature are ‘downright weird.’ Proof of that is…
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“The fine structure constant is the quantity that physicists use as a measure of the strength of the electromagnetic force,” Professor Webb says.
“It’s a dimensionless number and it involves the speed of light, something called Planck’s constant and the electron charge, and it’s a ratio of those things. And it’s the number that physicists use to measure the strength of the electromagnetic force.”
— Phys.org / April 27, 2040
Yep, they’re right. Weird.
…Michael Moore’s density exceeding that of a dwarf star and remaining mobile.
..covered up by a pudding stain on Einstein’s notepad.
…that it is indeed Basil not Basil.
…Pelosi’s ability to function without a brain.
…when scientists replaced the photons emitted by the lab’s lava lamp with Folger’s crystals and nobody noticed.
… too large to fit in this comment box.”
— Pierre de Fermat
There is a Mr. Waters, a Mr. Pelosi, a Mr. Jackson-Lee, and a Mr. Biden.
… Schrödinger’s cat isn’t even sure…
…all three of them.
…the fact that “laws of nature” are unnatural and really more like guidelines.
… the number of genders expands exponentially to the decline in progressive intelligence…
… that thermodynamics isn’t as hot as it used to be…
Scientists have discovered that the laws of nature are ‘downright weird.’ Proof of that is…
a paper from 2040 showing up in 2020.
Wow! Bizarre!
The View
The platypus
Scientists have discovered that the laws of nature are ‘downright weird.’ Proof of that is…
cause we say so.
… that environmentalist fantasies never seem to come true…
…and that Gaia hates Al Gore.
Scientists have discovered that the laws of nature are ‘downright weird.’ Proof of that is…
the existence of Liberals.
Scientists have discovered that the laws of nature are ‘downright weird.’ Proof of that is…
in the puddin’!
Scientists have discovered that the laws of nature are ‘downright weird.’ Proof of that is…
named Yankovic.
…that the highest possible quarterback rating is 158.3 instead of 100.
…most of them were written by Democrats.
…they have no need of steenking badged law enforcement.
…Christie Brinkley was married to Billy Joel, then dated John “stop calling me Cougar” Melloncamp. Explain that.
Magnets.
Blue footed boobies… don’t really have boobies… weird.
Nor do boobies have blue feet.
LEEROY JENKINS!
…Moses did not bring us the Ten Commandments of Nature.
…a body at rest tends to stay at rest, until the stimulus check arrives, then the body heads to the electronics department at Wal Mart.
…we have seen the enemy, and he is scientist.
…bacon is not an element.
…or alchohol, except in Ireland. And college.
…Kelly LeBrock