Straight Line of the Day: A non-political observation
It has been wisely observed that politics have creeped into the IMAO website lately. Here is an opportunity to correct that.
Straight Line of the Day: A non-political observation
It has been wisely observed that politics have creeped into the IMAO website lately. Here is an opportunity to correct that.
…will be viewed as non-supportive of the SJW movement-du-jour and the person making said non-political observation will be cancelled, maligned and attacked.
A non-political observation
A non-political observation
because the world is round it turns me on.
Joe Biden is a blithering idiot, period.
That’s not political – it’s Science(!)
A non-political observation
Since the Left says everything is political this SLotD is impossible to fulfill.
I like tuna!
Paul Pelosi, Nancy’s husband, reportedly owns $17 million of Star-Kist stock.
Note to Self: Bumble Bee
A non-political observation
I think DamnCat Johnson is right!
Walruskkkch Johnson is right about DamnCat Johnson being right.
DamnCat has tuna breath.
That’s how you know I’m having a good day!
A non-political observation
You can tune a piano but your can’t tuna fish.
You can tuna fish if you work in a cannery.
If it were a fancy place but there were dubious business practices would it be called a “chic-cannery”?
“What’ll you have, sir?”
“I’d like Spam, Spam, politics and Spam, please.”
“Politics are off!”
“Very well then, can I substitute politics with Spam? I love it!”
“You mean you want Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam? Ewww!”
There, that doesn’t have much politics in it…
Never, in the history of the Republic, has voting been less important. It matters not who ‘wins’ in this November’s election, nearly half of the electorate will declare it rigged and invalid. They will have ample examples to prove their point. Following will be incessant lawfare and rioting. It will culminate in repeated coup attempts. The precedent has been set!
Anything about dogs and cats living together?
Quid si in rei publicae diversis linguis loqui?
Quisnam igitur sanus?
Carpe Scrotum!
If you want to make your pants last….
…then make your jacket first.
I yam what i yam
Pepsi is objectively superior to Coke.
As what, an emetic?
I have a apolitical blues and it’s the meanest blues of all. (Little Feat)
Meanwhile in the world of medicine, don’t trust China, China is a-hole: Proctology Today.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don’t.
Escape from real life, play a board game. They aren’t (fully) politicized (yet)…
Did you hear the actual news story about a chess website being suspended on suspicion of being racist?
It gets hot in AZ in the summer.
Penguins is practically chickens… everyone except Benedict Cumberbatch will easily say…
Dogs are better than cats.
…according to The Obama Family Cookbook.
Answering the IMAO Straight Line of the Day is super easy, barely an inconvenience…
‘Tis better to copulate than never.
What 11 letter word do all Canadians pronounce incorrectly?
I’ll bite. What?
Incorrectly
Arrgh!
Thankfully, I am ethical, radical, partisan, dogmatic, pragmatic and politically unaware.
Ah, one of those PAR-UPPED folks.
(Partisan And Radical Unaware Politically Pragmatic Ethical Dogmatics)
I’m one of those Dangerous, Intelligent, Coherent, Knowledgeable, Happy, Educated, Amiable and Dutiful folks.
Sometimes I’m more of a Political, Reliable, Industrious, Capable, Kindred kind of guy.
This thread is starting to get acronymonious…
But … But … Non-political observations are all …RACIST!!!!!
Every day, in every way, I’m feeling better and better.
A non-political observation: I need to mow my lawn.
A political observation: I haven’t mowed my lawn because I’ve been too busy going around my neighborhood putting up political flyers.
As long as you don’t cover up my tag sale, guitar lessons, and lost cat notices.
Deez nuts