Straight Line of the Day: Should auld acquaintance be forgot?
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It beats waking up every night, screaming.
You bet. However keep in mind where they are. (exes and Texas, etc.)
Already done, or aren’t you familiar with the phrase, “black-out drunk”?
“YOU BET YOUR ARSE!” – Olson Johnson, Howard Johnson, Gabby Johnson, Anal Johnson, Dr. Sam Johnson, Van Johnson, Harriett Johnson and all the other Johnsons of Rock Ridge.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot?
Yes. So should anachronistic spellings. Don’t make me put you in grammar gaol.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot?
I make all my acquaintances sign non-disclosure agreement a.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot?
You know, I think I’ve heard that line before, I just can’t remember who said it.
Only if required to make room for new acquaintance.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot?
Yes!
And never brought to mind.
It helps me sleep better.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot?
Yes, but Tweets are forever.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot?
Yes, but only if…
Ya twa hae paidl’d i’ the burn,
Frae mornin’ sun till dine.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot?
Only if you’re testifying before Congress.
Or against the Clintons…
Who? Never heard of ’em.
Yes, if you know what’s good for you.
Try drinking a cup of comfort… Southern works for me…
Who?
Only if you’re Joe Biden.
…Post BLM? Probably, if job interviewing for a position at the White House.
…Are you asking for a Hollywood?
…Yep. At least until the complete defunding of the police, according to several big city mayors.