(Well, it could happen.)
‘Emus Have Been Banned’ For Bad Behavior, A Hotel In Australia’s Outback Says
NPR | July 28, 2020 | Bill Chappell“Emus have been banned from this establishment for bad behavior,” a sign now states at the stairs leading to the hotel’s pub. The message asks any human visitors to replace the “emu barrier” when they enter.
“We put the sign up, but we’re not quite sure whether they’re able to read or not,” hotel co-owner Gerry Gimblett says in an interview with 10 News First Queensland. “So, we’ve had to put a bar across there, as well.”
What? Cats don’t vote Democrat??
Damn right we don’t. We vote smarter than half of the humans living here and all the dead ones.
Something is missing here. Can’t put my finger on it though.
The original article disappeared. Sorry. Maybe yanked for copyright reasons? Here’s a second source, via our good friends at NPR.
Emus? Again? They are taking over this place!
Oh, now I see what happened.
Curse you, Daylight Savings Time!
Is it November already? Damn this Chinese Flu lockdown!
Is it July already? Where’d the time go?
Is that you, John Wayne?
Is this me?
Freaking August on Saturday, FREAKIN’ AUGUST!
“Emus? Again? They are taking over this place!”
Keep calm, please, but that last emu report was coming from inside the website!!!“
Maybe they are the new Interns? Diversity hires and all that.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
[IMAO HQ webcam]
Is that Karen Emu??