[Placeholder]: Women, Children, Undocumented Immigrants Hardest Hit
Trump Undermines [Placeholder]
Cops Using ‘Gestapo’ Tactics in [Placeholder]
Biden Surges in [Placeholder] Poll
There. Now the media can take the week off. (Unless you have any further suggestions to help them.)
Mostly peaceful protests in [insert Democratic city]
[Placeholder] reveals Trump’s sinister plan to [Placeholder]…
[Placeholder] holds the key to unlocking the Coronavirus future…
[Placeholder] [Placeholder] places [Placeholder] [Placeholder] in [Placeholder]
[Insert name of political pundit] Trump may drop out of Presidential race because of [insert fake news]
Republicans pounce after Democrats [placeholder].