Straight Line of the Day: Today’s Challenge* for the Impossible Mission Force Is… Posted by Oppo on 25 July 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Today’s challenge* for the Impossible Mission Force is… . *should Jim decide to accept it
Diagram a Joe Biden sentence. Extra credit if you can diagram it using the Rutgers methodology. Reply to this comment
Something I will put my homeschooled children to immediately, because we were homeschooling before it was “cool”! Reply to this comment
Today’s challenge* for the Impossible Mission Force is…to stop Taggert’s posse with an amazingly realistic looking tollbooth. Reply to this comment
Today’s challenge* for the Impossible Mission Force is… …to not give a rats patootie about anything for the next 7 days and crack open another beer. I’m on vacation. Reply to this comment
…to get to the bottom of Stacey Abrams. …find a woman who falls for my “this mask makes me hot. And itchy” line, in a bar. …to find a slab of granite that will outlast RBG. Reply to this comment
To take no action that would possibly influence events on 3 Nov.
To protect Ghislaine.
Prevent the tape from self-destructing.
To erase a post from Twitter history.
Make the Gray Lady stop lying.
…satisfy the left.
… figure out what happened to Schrödinger’s cat …
… perform an act of vengeance upon a certain poorly sited trash can…
Well I’m not saying it is about Aliens but… it is about Aliens.
Listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of The Lone Ranger.
Diagram a Joe Biden sentence. Extra credit if you can diagram it using the Rutgers methodology.
Something I will put my homeschooled children to immediately, because we were homeschooling before it was “cool”!
Today’s challenge* for the Impossible Mission Force is…to stop Taggert’s posse with an amazingly realistic looking tollbooth.
… require spontaneity to occur only at the correct time and place.
Jim always accepts the challenge – it gets him out of the house…
Today’s challenge* for the Impossible Mission Force is…
…to not give a rats patootie about anything for the next 7 days and crack open another beer. I’m on vacation.
…to get to the bottom of Stacey Abrams.
…find a woman who falls for my “this mask makes me hot. And itchy” line, in a bar.
…to find a slab of granite that will outlast RBG.
Getting to the bottom of Stacey Abrams is too big of a mountain to climb.
Replace Xi Jinping’s regular coffee with Folgers Crystals and LSD.