Straight Line of the Day: Today’s Challenge* for the Impossible Mission Force Is… Posted by Oppo on 25 July 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Today’s challenge* for the Impossible Mission Force is… . *should Jim decide to accept it Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to share on Skype (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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To take no action that would possibly influence events on 3 Nov.
To protect Ghislaine.
Prevent the tape from self-destructing.
To erase a post from Twitter history.
Make the Gray Lady stop lying.
…satisfy the left.
… figure out what happened to Schrödinger’s cat …
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Today’s challenge* for the Impossible Mission Force is…
…to not give a rats patootie about anything for the next 7 days and crack open another beer. I’m on vacation.
…to get to the bottom of Stacey Abrams.
…find a woman who falls for my “this mask makes me hot. And itchy” line, in a bar.
…to find a slab of granite that will outlast RBG.
Getting to the bottom of Stacey Abrams is too big of a mountain to climb.
Replace Xi Jinping’s regular coffee with Folgers Crystals and LSD.