It appears they finally caught Epstein’s procuress, Ghislaine Maxwell.
That’s the good news.
The bad news is that she is being held by the SDNY. You know, the guys who were protecting Jeffrey Epstein, who did not kill himself.
So today’s question is simple.
What is the over/under on the number of days before she commits suicide?
The Book is open.
{SDNY Office:
Bell rings on door as Bureau of Prisons officer brings in a dead Ghislaine.}
Bureau of Prisons Officer: “I should like to register a complaint….”
Look Mr. Officer, this jailbird wouldn’t voom if you put 10,000 volts through her!
I say she makes it past election day.
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Rose Law and Valerie
Are part of the rogue’s gallery
Maxwell’s now alone
Tainting testimony and futures
Uh-oh, uh-oh!
But as the words are leaving her lips
A Rolls Royce comes from behind….
Bang, bang! Maxwell’s prison suicide
Was deemed a hit-and-run
Bang, bang, Maxwell’s prison suicide
Seemed like a car, not a gun . . .
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Put me down for jail break in 82 days or less.
as an aside…….isn’t that Wm. Jefferson Clinton standing next to her?
If so…………she won’t make it a month
Yes and good guess.