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Well, I’m a loner trite and bitter
Gonna rail to my local D.A.
I’m gonna get a record
Bail I want my mommy to pay
Pulled over Beethoven’s statue, I heard that he’s racist today

You know the temperature’s risin’
And we douchebags are blowin’ a fuse
My cohort’s beatin’ victims
Yet my state keeps votin’ blue
Pulled over Beethoven, and they call this Bolshevik news

I got the Wuhan pneumonia
But took a shot at stealin’ some shoes
I caught Corona virus gettin’ down with the gals from #MeToo
Pull over Beethoven, he’s racist as two plus two.

Well, if you feel it, try it
Go get your loot on and really riot
Roll cars over
And MoveOn.org has
A rifle if you really buy it
Want another?
Pull over Beethoven, loot all the sneakers and booze

Well early in the mornin’ I’m-a givin’ you Air Jordans
To exchange my new size two’s
Don’t fit my feet, ain’t got no receipt
But I got nothin’ to lose
Pulled over Beethoven, I know you’re ticked off at the news

You know she thinks like a child
Dems like to spit on cops
She got a crazy partner
Ya oughta see ’em CHAZ and CHOP
Long as they’re egged on by Time this nonsense will never stop

Pull over Beethoven
Pull over Beethoven
Pull over Beethoven
Pull over Beethoven
Pull over Beethoven, but just watch out for his shoes

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