“..Glistening ‘Gel-Like’ Substance on Far Side of The Moon Finally Identified: It Is… going to get all over the place if you don’t quit touching it. And no, I’m not going to clean it up either. I don’t care what it feels like….. no… ewww….. that is totally not going to wash out. I’m telling mom! MMMMOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Pink Fluyd.
Spunk Floyd
…mine! Keep your dirty paws off it!
…the marshmallow filling that squishes out when you bite the near side.
We’re talking Moon Pies…right?
… Alice Kramden after overdoing Paul Mitchell hair sculpting goo
…just more moon.
…a future tourist destination.
…a safe place to erect a statue.
… the stuff that dreams are made of…
… caviar, dropped by careless Russian Cosmonaut during an ill-fated Moon party in 1999 – filthy Russians…
…Jimmy Hoffa.
…the remains of an alien privy.
…being replaced with Folger’s crystals.
Glistening ‘gel-like’ substance on far side of the moon finally identified: it is…
…an exact match for never-Trumpers’ spines.
Glistening ‘gel-like’ substance on far side of the moon finally identified: it is…
…a lot tastier than one might expect.
Glistening ‘gel-like’ substance on far side of the moon finally identified: it is…
…a nuclear deterrent system.
— something left behind by the cow that jumped over the moon.
Must be a Moonpie
Glistening ‘gel-like’ substance on far side of the moon finally identified: it is…
…not something Bill Clinton’s willing to discuss.
All my responses were not in line withe the G rating on this site.
You managed to walk that line very well. Bravo.
Or it may be something that will get you suicided.
…but Lewinski is planning to save that moon in her closet.
… ice rock, ice cream, what’s the difference?
… the black knight (after Arthur got fully done with him).
it is what happens when the USA’s Florida finally gets off.
…Vegemite. The Australians secret to where they get that vile stuff is out!
Glistening ‘gel-like’ substance on far side of the moon finally identified: it is…
proto-moon sign
Glistening ‘gel-like’ substance on far side of the moon finally identified: it is…
racist.
Glistening ‘gel-like’ substance on far side of the moon finally identified: it is…
not really sure what, but we are sure you shouldn’t poke it with a stick.
Glistening ‘gel-like’ substance on far side of the moon finally identified: it is…
the Spanish Inquisition.
The Moon people didn’t expect that!
Glistening ‘gel-like’ substance on far side of the moon finally identified: it is…
God’s chewing gum.
Glistening ‘gel-like’ substance on far side of the moon finally identified: it is…
the missing evidence from the Kelner case.
Glistening ‘gel-like’ substance on far side of the moon finally identified: it is…
…well, at first we thought it was funny…
…but it’s not.
The original rubber cement.
the remains of a Sperm whale and a bowl of petunias
“..Glistening ‘Gel-Like’ Substance on Far Side of The Moon Finally Identified: It Is… going to get all over the place if you don’t quit touching it. And no, I’m not going to clean it up either. I don’t care what it feels like….. no… ewww….. that is totally not going to wash out. I’m telling mom! MMMMOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!
It has to be said:
Velveta.
I was thinking Dip-pity Do.
… well, I’m not sure, but I do know it’s gonna take more than a little Calgon to get that out…
…all that Silly String Aldrin and Collins hit Armstrong with after returning to the LSM.
…still plotting its revenge against Steve McQueen.
…not a precious metal so we couldn’t care less.
…Democrat lube, they all have a slippery side.
…redneck splat from Martians, after saying “Hold my beer.”
…the stuff that “tastes like chicken” originated from in moon devouring cultures.
…more of Michael Moore, becoming one with the universe.
Glistening ‘Gel-Like’ Substance on Far Side of The Moon Finally Identified: It Is…
…made in China.
…the evidence that will FINALLY do Trump in (according to dems).
…TRIBBLES!
Jello 3…2…1…!
A paint spill from when they painted the stars on the dome over the earth and moon.