Straight Line of the Day: Diagnosis: Progressive Compulsive. Symptoms: …
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… checking what Pelosi and Schumer are wearing, for “woke” fashion tips…
Diagnosis: Progressive Compulsive. Symptoms: …
… using Rachel Maddow’s pronouncements as a horoscope about how good tomorrow will be…
Salivating like Pavlov’s Dog at the sight of a red baseball cap.
… believing that “Black Lives Matter”, except when they are unborn…
Proclaiming the firm belief that Biden is the answer to something.
…or that he remembers the answer to anything.
… compulsively checking everyone’s past, for acts of insufficient wokeness…
…being named “Karen”.
Hate all whites even when you are white yourself
…a preference for Folgers Crystals
Like they could tell the difference.
…being the Spanish Inquisition.
Didn’t expect that.
Everyone expects the Antifa Inquisition!
Followed by Inventory Acquisition…
…screaming that they will bite your legs off.
Diagnosis: Progressive Compulsive. Symptoms: …
…an overwhelming urge to be underwhelming.
Diagnosis: Progressive Compulsive. Symptoms: …
…the unshakable belief that incomprehensible word salad, when uttered by a “professor” is profound despite the lack of any logical point.
Logic is a white construct. It has no basis in the natural world of Unicorn farts.
Diagnosis: Progressive Compulsive. Symptoms: …
…delusional belief that you can feel the CO2 levels rising when somebody cranks up an engine.
Diagnosis: Progressive Compulsive. Symptoms: …
… involuntary head bowing whenever you hear the name Che Guevara
Also a strange, almost Lemming like compulsion to purchase tee-shirts with his image emblazoned thereupon.
… an irrepressible compulsion to deny then repeat mistakes.
…attempting to lick their elbows.
Convincing yourself that black people would be less oppressed if they could be compelled to vote the same way you do.
Done.
I said compelled – not convinced.