Straight Line of the Day: So just exactly what IS Joe Biden doing in the basement?
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Trying to decide who will be his vice president. Also trying to remember what a vice president is.
Struggling to find a VP candidate dumber than the one Obama picked.
Harvey Award!
Testing that “First Rule of Holes” maxim.
Expressing anger at the DNC for rejecting Karen Bass as a possible VP, just because of the optics of a ticket called Dumb Bass.
…not to mention that if he gave her a friendly peck…. he’d be kissing Bass.
He’s writing his memoir – he only has the one, and it keeps shifting on him…
Furiously beating the hell out of CENSORED behind the Bow Flex.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/21/politics/joe-biden-donald-trump/index.html
…building a large wooden badger.
Avoiding Dangerous, Unsafe websites.
Contemplating endorsing “Ye”.
Putting on the lotion…
…he doesn’t want the hose again.
Checking Neil Kinnock’s website for an uplifting concession speech.
He’s waiting for the curious to come and rub his calves, just like in the old days…
Marveling at the wit and wisdom of Dr. Seuss.
Looking for the stairs. “They were here yesterday, weren’t they?”
Asking Jill why Hunter isn’t on his list of campaign donors. Then he called Fred Dryer . . .
He’s down there with Johnny, mixin’ up the medicine.
So just exactly what IS Joe Biden doing in the basement?
Just hoping his Mom doesn’t kick him out.
So just exactly what IS Joe Biden doing in the basement?
Well I’m not saying it has something to do with Aliens but… it has something to do with Aliens.
So just exactly what IS Joe Biden doing in the basement?
mixing up the medicine.
And thank you Mr. Z for beating me to it as I typed it. Grrrr.
Great minds think alike.
Yeah, but why did you two have the same idea?
I think it has something to do with “Fight Club”…
The stars have aligned. Next week’s Midnight Special has been foretold.
Dammit, Bob B, you broke the 1st rule.
So just exactly what IS Joe Biden doing in the basement?
I think it involves JPEGs of Sarah Michelle Geller.
Or Uri Geller – he’s magic…
And Sarah Michelle isnt???
It all depends on what your particular bent is… and Uncle Joe is pretty bent…
Asking Elizabeth Warren whether he should be for or against the Buffalo nickel. Warren said against, as she is outraged it takes two of them to get through the toll booth.
So just exactly what IS Joe Biden doing in the basement?
Keep saying, “Wapner in 5 minutes.”
So just exactly what IS Joe Biden doing in the basement?
https://youtu.be/abczQ2fTdqw
So just exactly what IS Joe Biden doing in the basement?
Flipping his wig.
So just exactly what IS Joe Biden doing in the basement?
The same thing Baron Von Frankenstein was doing in his.
It’s Frankensteen
I was thinking….Frankinvicepresident.
We need a Funkenstein VP.
Posing in front of a mirror wearing a body suit made from the skin of his victims.
Trying to find images of that young hottie, Mae West, on the intertubes.
So just exactly what IS Joe Biden doing in the basement?
He’s searching for the modern day Holy Grail, the thing dreams are made of, one of the most sought after objects on Earth…. walruskkkch’s name plate.
He should summon, for assistance, the League of Harvey Award Winners!
Is there any money in it?
Is a man truly named without his plate?
Join us tonight with Jacques Cousteau in his greatest adventure…the search for walreskkkch’s name plate.
Is that my Spanish cousin?
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How many rules must a man **** on
Before you can call him a plated man?
How many AOCs must a white guy make fun of
Before she serves him a Black-And-Tan?
Yes and how many times must the Emu posts (not) fly
Before they’re forever banned?
The answer, my friends
Is nameplace are expense
The answer is nameplates are expense…
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Well Emus are flightless birds so…
… sore like the cassowary?
…in a hole… and still digging.
…wondering where Leroy Jenkins got his piece of chicken.
hiding from Land Sharks
So just exactly what IS Joe Biden doing in the basement?
….Looking for his teeth. He hears them chattering but they keep running away.
…still looking for Lincoln’s gold.