Straight Line of the Day: They Say Every Life Is a Story — Yours Could End With the Sentence: Posted by Oppo on 17 July 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: They say every life is a story — yours could end with the sentence:
They say every life is a story — yours could end with the sentence: “To be hanged by the neck until dead.” Reply to this comment
They say every life is a story — yours could end with the sentence: “Twenty to Life” Reply to this comment
They say every life is a story — yours could end with the sentence: Not guilty by reason of insanity. Reply to this comment
They say every life is a story — yours could end with the sentence: Is this your racist tweet from 10 years ago? Reply to this comment
They say every life is a story — yours could end with the sentence: “No that’s not a poisonous one.” Reply to this comment
They say every life is a story — yours could end with the sentence: “What time is it?” said the judge to me when me met “Five to ten,” said I. The judge says, “That’s exactly what you get” Reply to this comment
They say every life is a story — yours could end with the sentence: Well the evidence is clear gonna let the sentence son fit the crime Prison for ninety eight and a year and we’ll call it even Johnny 99. Reply to this comment
Hello, Mr. Attorney General, I have a mountain of evidence of Hillary Clinton crimes . . . Reply to this comment
Weird coincidence. When I got home from work, there was a garage door pull attached to my living room ceiling with a chair underneath it. And I don’t have a garage. Reply to this comment
“How cute, do they bite?” “Eh, that’s probably okay.” “What’s the worst that could happen?” Reply to this comment
I think you shot all 6 bullets, not 5, ha ha . . . Up yours . . . Choose the form of the Destructor . . . Gum for everyone? I didn’t realize there were so many . . . Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: They say every life is a story — yours could end with the sentence: All the gold is inside the breadbox. Reply to this comment
Alternatively, They Say Every Life Is a Story — Yours Could End With the Sentence: Hold my beer. Reply to this comment
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Joe You ain’t gonna make it with anyone that I know. Don’t ya know it’s not gonna be alright. Reply to this comment
“Of course I know what lockout tagout is”
He was truly, the third cowboy.
They say every life is a story — yours could end with the sentence:
“To be hanged by the neck until dead.”
Uncle Talton, is that you?
It’s yo mama
They say every life is a story — yours could end with the sentence:
“Twenty to Life”
[thump, thump]
“Was that a possum?”
They say every life is a story — yours could end with the sentence:
Not guilty by reason of insanity.
“The world ground to a halt.”
They say every life is a story — yours could end with the sentence:
Is this your racist tweet from 10 years ago?
They say every life is a story — yours could end with the sentence:
“No that’s not a poisonous one.”
“You know who’s life doesn’t matter?”
They say every life is a story — yours could end with the sentence:
“What time is it?” said the judge to me when me met
“Five to ten,” said I. The judge says, “That’s exactly what you get”
At least you didn’t say “nine fifty-five”.
They say every life is a story — yours could end with the sentence:
Well the evidence is clear gonna let the sentence son fit the crime
Prison for ninety eight and a year and we’ll call it even Johnny 99.
…do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
If it wouldn’t have ended your life before, it will if she ever sees this.
Mind if I unplug this so I can charge my phone?
What an idiot.
Hold my beer and watch this . . .
Hello, Mr. Attorney General, I have a mountain of evidence of Hillary Clinton crimes . . .
Harvey Award!
He better hope she knows he’s joking or he won’t live long enough to collect.
Weird coincidence. When I got home from work, there was a garage door pull attached to my living room ceiling with a chair underneath it. And I don’t have a garage.
Pour the gin Lydia, I’m comin’ home!
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly…”
“Blue. No, yel—auuuuuuuuuuuugh!”
“How cute, do they bite?”
“Eh, that’s probably okay.”
“What’s the worst that could happen?”
I think you shot all 6 bullets, not 5, ha ha . . .
Up yours . . .
Choose the form of the Destructor . . .
Gum for everyone? I didn’t realize there were so many . . .
Does this look infected?
I guess he was right.
FUUUUUU**, FU**, FU** , FU**, FU**!!!!
Straight Line of the Day: They say every life is a story — yours could end with the sentence:
All the gold is inside the breadbox.
“Hey y’all! Watch this!”
Alternatively,
They Say Every Life Is a Story — Yours Could End With the Sentence:
Hold my beer.
“LEEROY JENKINS!”
In cactus country, look before you sit.
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Joe
You ain’t gonna make it with anyone that I know. Don’t ya know it’s not gonna be alright.
It was less than optimal.
Also the tile of my life’s story.