Straight Line of the Day: Also found on The Laptop From Hell…
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… all of the Anonymiss cookie recipes with walnuts…
… the Star Wars shooting script where Greedo shot first…
… a DNC perpetual talking points generator…
Hillary Clinton’s boudoir photos
Explains why the keyboard faintly smells of puke.
The Cerberus Security Software system
…plans for building an even larger wooden badger.
Also found on The Laptop From Hell…
mouse droppings.
Also found on The Laptop From Hell…
it was protected by a John McAfee campaign flyer.
Also found on The Laptop From Hell…
something DamnCat hacked up.
You’d yack too if you saw Hillary Clinton’s boudoir photos.
Harvey Award!
The contract with Satan.com only gives a 5% kickback to the ”big guy.”
Also found on The Laptop From Hell…
all the passwords were: “Harris/Biden”.
Netscape.
Coulda used some manscape…
The screen background is actually 4,698,923 pixels, each one of Joe sniffing and pawing prepubescent girls.
Faint traces of brimstone
Also found on The Laptop From Hell…
the missing evidence from the Kelner case. He was innocent!
Also found on The Laptop From Hell…
A template for a letter from a Nigerian prince.
Also found on The Laptop From Hell…
a virus exhibiting resistance to Bleach Bit.
Also found on The Laptop From Hell…
Solitaire.
Evil incarnate.
Also found on The Laptop From Hell…
Instructions on how to blame a “disinformation campaign,” (written in Russian.)
Also found on The Laptop From Hell…
A kick-ass recipe for veal parmigiana and crack.
Also found on The Laptop From Hell…
…a schedule with the following note attached:
“Just steer clear of Maple Street on these nights and you should be fine.
Regards,
Chris Hansen”
Also found on The Laptop From Hell…
… a handsome photo montage of matchbooks from strip clubs.
Leave it to da Bee
If that’s supposed to be a link, it isn’t working for me. Do I need to download Netscape?
… Windows 8.
… directions to Fort Marcy Park in the event the Clinton Foundation doesn’t get its share.
… information on Pops foreign joint bank accounts with someone named Wo Fat.
Also found on The Laptop From Hell…
…..a selfie with the devil posted by John McCain
…grainy, black and white footage of a creature purported to be Joe Biden on the campaign trail.
…compromising photos of FBI agents and staff. All FBI agents and staff.