Dan Rather will be in charge of real time fact checking.
Slow Joe can say “Pass” whenever he doesn’t want to answer a question, requiring the moderator to praise him for his candor and honesty.
Moderator questions to Republicans have to be framed based on false and completely misleading premises. My mistake, that’s the old and still prevailing rule.
Candidates will have videotaped responses which will be edited for content and a soundtrack will be added. Biden’s answers receive Ride of the Valkyries, Trump gets Yakkity Sax in the background
Each person gets 6 cards, except the player on the dealer’s right, who gets 7. The second card dealt is turned face up, except at night, when it is face down. (Dark or night is defined as being the sunset time and before the sunrise time of the city in its own time zone.) On Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Sunday, the cards in the pile cannot help you, but can only hurt you. On Friday, they can only help you. On Saturday and Tuesday, they can both help and hurt you.
Accountants will keep a running tally of the projected costs of every promise made. The number will be projected on the wall behind each candidate. Highest number wins…
…no more moderate moderators.
….Trump must be ballgagged and hogtied to appear.
… the video channel will have the background inserted via chroma key, set to replace #FF8000 or thereabouts.
I see what you did there!
Dan Rather will be in charge of real time fact checking.
Slow Joe can say “Pass” whenever he doesn’t want to answer a question, requiring the moderator to praise him for his candor and honesty.
Moderator questions to Republicans have to be framed based on false and completely misleading premises. My mistake, that’s the old and still prevailing rule.
Candidates will have videotaped responses which will be edited for content and a soundtrack will be added. Biden’s answers receive Ride of the Valkyries, Trump gets Yakkity Sax in the background
The Commission on Presidential Debates Has Come Up With a New Rule: …
… called, “Jeopardy!, with Alex Trebek”
No poofters!
And here I thought the commission had a pro-Biden bias.
The commission on Presidential debates has come up with a new rule:
Diana Moon Glampers will fit Trump electronic dampers before any questions are asked.
The commission on Presidential debates has come up with a new rule:
Calvinball
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Each person gets 6 cards, except the player on the dealer’s right, who gets 7. The second card dealt is turned face up, except at night, when it is face down. (Dark or night is defined as being the sunset time and before the sunrise time of the city in its own time zone.) On Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Sunday, the cards in the pile cannot help you, but can only hurt you. On Friday, they can only help you. On Saturday and Tuesday, they can both help and hurt you.
Questions will be picked at random, by some sort of exceptional flightless bird…
No kissing up to the moderator…
Accountants will keep a running tally of the projected costs of every promise made. The number will be projected on the wall behind each candidate. Highest number wins…
Nobody talks about Debate Club.
Trump will not be asked any questions, but will have a fish delivered to his family before the debate.
To insure complete candor all questions will be asked by a twelve year old girl sitting on Biden’s lap.
Trump will be replaced with a Magic 8 Ball and can be moderated by Biden’s shotgun.
The Depends used at the venue will be archived in the moderators mom’s basement.
The Commission on Presidential Debates has come up with a new rule: …
No poofters!
Well…so much for Mayor Pete.
The Commission on Presidential Debates has come up with a new rule: …
you will have to debate to find out what it is.
The Commission on Presidential Debates has come up with a new rule: …
moderators may tag in for Biden at any time.
ALWAYS…
no wait
NEVER…
Let the wookie win
Biden gets as many Lifelines as he wants.