Straight Line of the Day: What did we learn from last night’s debate?
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Joe Biden wears a watch and checks it occasionally.
We need a “mute button” to control the moderator.
extra helping ~~~
And a Harvey Award!
That Chris Wallace’s moderation of the first debate was so outrageous that people were commenting that the blatantly partisan Kristen Welker was astonishingly “fair.”
That it’s possible to end all fossil fuel use within five years without bringing a halt to fracking.
Fracking just breaks rock layers or something like that. It’s mostly used to get at fossil fuels, but it doesn’t have to be.
Under the Biden administration, fracking will be used to create skippin’ stones, to be extracted by those people who used to dig coal out of the ground.
The media is protecting Biden even harder than the secret service is.
Video tapes quote Biden out of context by using his own words.
Or as presidential candidate Pat Paulsen said in 1968, “I misquoted myself.”
If everyone had a clock measuring the amount of time they lie, Biden’s would be mistaken for a high speed fan.
What is your name?
Joe Biden
What is your quest?
I seek the Presidency of the United States
What is your best quality?
Corruption! No, wait honesty! AHHHRHHHHHHH
It has something to do with the air speed of what network moderators will swallow (African or European).
A coyote can’t take a whole human across the US border.
We were friends with Hitler before entering WWII
Nobody lost their health insurance because of Obamacare
Poor boys are some kind of hate group?……which begs the question – are poor boys just as smart as white boys?
You’re much better off with a coyote than a dingo.
https://imgur.com/a/zniUdCS
Some day I need to learn how to embed….
Me too. Maybe somebody could run a tutorial.
So they’re saying we betrayed Hitler?
No wonder he always seems angry in old movies.
Conducting a major political television event during the dinner hour improves service at the popular local restaurants.
Biden never took a penny from foreign sources. Millions of dollars laundered through his worthless son maybe, but certainly not a penny. It depends on what “i$” i$.
There was a debate?
What did we learn from last night’s debate?
Cold turkey on debates is the best way to go.
“Learn something? C’mon, man! My entire campaign strategy is to keep you from learning anything, until it’s too late!”
Apparently Trump is a patron of Ford’s Theater.
Thunderdome is looking like a more desirable alternative to the current debate format.
Godwin’s Law (like all laws) only applies to “little” people.
Poor Boys are more than edibles.
…from a Battlestar Galactica point of view, that was the most foul-mouthed debate EVER!
“Fracking this, fracking that, Gaius Fracking Baltar fracking half the women in the fleet.”
That Global Warming is high enough on peoples’ priority to have it “addressed” in every single debate, both Presidential and Vice Presidential.
What a joke. Not high on the country’s priority list, just as Global Warming itself is a joke.
Biden believes raising the minimum wage to $15 to further crush small businesses is a great idea, as long as the government can continue to cover their newfound losses by bailing them out despite a serious downturn in tax revenue. Shades of AOC.
Hunter Biden is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
Most of the MSM have never heard of the Abraham Accords.
Will Biden have to sacrifice his first born male child?
Only if he can’t find a scapegoat.
And here we all thought Beaux died of cancer.
AOC Plus Three sounds better than Quad Squad.
Don’t Liberals believe that adds up to 5?
What did we learn from last night’s debate?
I don’t know what we learned, but I learned that I’m glad I don’t work in the oil industry because it’s going to be history under Biden.
So in other words…
The fracking industry is going to get fracked?
All industries, well, except for the Information-Celebrity Complex.