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Dammit Snerdley, how the hell did that thing get on board EIB-1?!?!
Just have to dry things up from the party last trip, then we’re good to go…
“Yes, stewardess, I’ll have a double tuna smoothy and a belly rub. [purrrr]“
Wall-E’s richer cousin.
Is that the Blue EMU?
Sorry, your Emu isn’t allowed on this aircraft – he’s flightless, you see…
So he is on the No Fly list then?
“Stops itching fast”
no wait, that’s Gold Star Ointment
ah, whatever
I left specific instructions for my…you know, the thing… to be given a guided tour of the cockpit.
You know why I like to keep the blue thing around, right?
It’s my standard response whenever somebody says, “Blow me.”
The Blue Thing always travels in style. The Blue Thing has class. It has pizazz. The Blue Thing is Da Bomb. I’m sorry – I had that wrong. The Blue Thing IS a bomb. Never mind.
Trump was doing the Moonwalk yesterday after his rally. Coincidence?
Do not look directly at Blue Thing
Discontinue use of Blue Thing if any of the following occurs:
itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
or heart palpitations.
If Blue Thing begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Blue Thing may stick to certain types of skin.
Do not taunt Blue Thing
How about death?